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Whitney Port’s Big Ol’ Vagina Definition in Her Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school. And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up.

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Lo Bosworth Has a Shitty Body of the Day

Wow, another girl from The Hills with a shitty body, what the fuck are they trying to teach today’s teenagers, that being a dumpy useless slut pays the fuckin’ bills. At least in the 90s, bitches thought the only way to make it was fake tits and fake blonde hair, you know the Playboy tattoo on the hip whore route, now they are gonna think average lookin’ nobodies have what it takes and that’s fucking shitty for breeding low self esteem something all of us need to get girls to fuck us. That is just another reason to add to the list of why The Hills is ruining my life….one day soon someone is going to suicide bomb the shit and that person is going to be carved into a statue like the hero he fuckin’ is….

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