Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics… I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny…. She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked… I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…
I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30… She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck… If you know what I mean…. Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not… Here she is younger and tighter… Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is…. Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress… Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….
Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign…. It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better… It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better… I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that… I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…
Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign…. It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better… It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better… I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that… I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…
With their undeniable chemistry, her personality and his shirtlessness, Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy seem like a lock for the Dancing With the Stars finals. Last night, their samba “sent shockwaves through the airwaves” (according to Bruno) and Maks helpfully pointed out both his and Kirstie’s posterior attributes. Even better than their performance, which earned a solid 26, was the segment with her resting her head in his lap while Maks gave her encouragement. Everybody, all together now: AWW! Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Dancing With the Stars Week 6
Kendra Wilkinson was finally in her element last night. With the right routine and encouragement from partner Louis Van Amstel, K-Dubs finally released her inner beast on Dancing With the Stars, letting loose with a sexy Brazilian party samba that was as uninhibited as her outfit was revealing. For once, her stripper background came in handy: Kendra Wilkinson Shakes It on Dancing With the Stars “The more you gyrated, the more I palpitated,” said Len Goodman, who just received the birthday present of his life in the form of a Kendra Wilkinson striptease. The job has its perks. Tom Bergeron could only add, “Nicely done.” It was, but will it be enough to get her through to the next round? What do you think?
