I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This was one time Annamae should have just left the cake alone…… Chef Kills Dinner Partner For Eating Before He Arrived Elsewhere in the world… via STV Glascow Peter Cumming was jailed for life for murdering Lynda Brown in their home in Glasgow’s south side. On Wednesday, Cumming was told he would serve at least 14 years in prison before being able to apply for parole for 14 years after admitting killing his 63-year-old partner by stabbing her four times in the back. The court heard that Ms Brown and Cumming had planned a dinner party and invited friends. When Cumming returned after buying ingredients for the meal, he claimed that Ms Brown told him that she had already eaten and this made him “really angry”. Cumming, who had an alcohol problem and who had previously been convicted of domestic abuse on Miss Brown, claimed they had words and “something snapped.” He told police: “I was in behind her in the bedroom and I had the knife and I don’t know where it came from I don’t know. I was out of control. It’s just not like me I am so in control. I need to keep things in control.” The killer said Ms Brown reacted to his anger by goading him and said he picked up a large kitchen knife and plunged it into her. He said he stabbed her once while she was standing and then once again as she lay on the ground. It should NEVER come to this over food. This man was clearly deranged. SMH. Image via Shutterstock
Look out, One Direction . Justin Bieber is totally gunning for your fan base. The teenage icon conducted an interview with Capital radio station in England Saturday… and he did it entirely in a British accent! The chat took place backstage of the Summertime Ball 2012 in London, during which Justin appeared on stage with protege Carly Rae Jepsen and danced along to the Song of the Decade, “Call Me Maybe.” Watch the Biebs do his best Prince William impression below, as he discussed Carly Rae, losing his Rolex and winning a Grammy someday: Justin Bieber British Accent Interview
Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is being taunted at clubs for being sober as he films Season 6 of the MTV show, reports say. It was a wild weekend for the cast – Deena Cortese got arrested on Sunday for disorderly conduct – and the gang also got into a big bar fight. But The Situation, who checked into rehab earlier this year because he was battling a prescription pill problem, is battling some issues as well. Sitch denies he has an alcohol problem, which has been widely reported, but whether he does or not, he hasn’t been drinking in Seaside. That’s been fodder for the peanut gallery every night of the week. “Mike has been consistently taunted by other club goers for not drinking,” a show insider says. “[Situation] has been handling it pretty well but it does get embarrassing and awkward for him to consistently be harassed for it.” “Mike was being heckled Friday before the fight broke out. It’s been harder for him to deal with because his sobriety is still rather new. However, Mike absolutely hasn’t been drinking or taking pills and is committed to sobriety.” At the same time, “Mike isn’t going to stay home and not go to clubs.” Interestingly, despite their lengthy and at times violent feuds, Mike and Snooki, who’s pregnant and sober, have found common ground . “Don’t be surprised if you see Mike spend a lot of time at Snooki’s beach house,” where she’s living apart from the cast, the source said. “Snooki has actually been very supportive of Mike and what he’s going through; the two are working on mending fences in their relationship.” The two fought constantly last season over whether Mike saw Snooki nude or not and whether he should tell Jionni LaValle about it. [Photo: WENN.com]
“I really got away with that because there were many instances when a paparazzi shot like that could have been taken,” he says. The drinking, it is suggested, was an attempt to cope with his early success. “There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person#39;s lifestyle that really isn#39;t suited to me,” Radcliffe says. Daniel Radcliffe tried to conjure his own magical powers with whiskey, the Harry Potter star admits – but the 21-ye
“At first I was worried I wouldn#39;t be able to keep it together,” the co-anchor of the show Happening Now tells us. “But once the moment arrived, I didn#39;t shed a single tear!” Instead, the day was filled with laughter and applause, as Lee, 31, wearing a gown by Lazaro, exchanged Christian vows with Navy SEAL Leif Babin, 35, in front of 225 guests. Walking down the aisle on July 3 at Old Glory Ranch in Wimberley, Texas, Fox News anchor Jenna Lee was anything but an emotional bride. Follow
