I don’t watch Nascar but I assume all you white trash perverts looking at tits do….so you know who Danica Patrick is… I just know she’s a girl who I guess was a good enough driver to get sponsored in the “man’s sport”…you know some feminist shit that I am assuming was a huge deal but who really cares it’s driving a car…not fucking boxing…or wrestling…some chicks can drive…it’s isn’t really man specific so her competing against men shouldn’t an issue…but it makes for a good personality to “sponsor”…draw attention…throw some pussy into the mix…give guys something to talk about…assuming they aren’t too half retarded to converse…you know being inbred and all.. Well, shes’ doing YOGA in her underwear and it’s hot enough for me to post…keep up the good work cart racer… Here’s some beach life…yacht life….rich girl life… The post Danica Patrick Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I always forget that Nascar doesn’t only exist, it is fucking huge, I just don’t fuck with it, probably because I don’t live in a trailer park, or some shitty middle of the road, blue collar subdivision, that just writing about depresses me, knowing exactly what Nascar fans and their wives look like… You know, I’m ghetto, I’m broke, I don’t crave the finer things in life, but I know I’m a degenerate, it’s these white folk, who think they are living the dream in their folding lawn chairs eating corn meal casserole, drinking cheap beer they got on sale at Walmart..where the lowest price is the law… But Nascar does exist, and Danica Patrick is the pussy driver with a pussy in the sport that all you trash can jerk off to as she posts shameless pictures doing poses in a bikini because she thinks she has a hot body…and she knows that you will too…better than any of the strippers you get lap dances from after a long day at the mill…right. The post Danica Patrick Bikini Splits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t really follow NASCAR, but I guess Danica Patrick ‘s racing career must be coming to an end? Because judging from these pictures, it looks like she’s attempting to transition into a career a professional Instagram workout hottie. The competition’s pretty tough — probably way tougher than NASCAR — but if Danica works hard and keeps posting gym booty shots, she might have a shot. Good luck! » view all 12 photos
The NASCAR driver shows off her unparalleled body while paling around with a friend on Lake Michigan. Really, does it get any sexier than Danica Patrick in a bikini?… read more
Considering the way Tom Brady’s balls have dominated the news cycle for the past week, you may have forgotten that there’s a football game to be played on Sunday. #DeflateGate has served as evidence of just how weird our nation’s press coverage can get (particularly when you throw the Internet into the mix). Marshawn Lynch’s begrudging appearance at Super Bowl media day today served as yet another reminder that pro athletes and sports reporters are locked in a dead-heat to see who can be the most ridiculous. If you’re not familiar with Lynch, he’s a beast of a running back, but kind of a jackass as a human being. His history of bad behavior dates back to when Lynch ran a woman over and fled the scene during his time with the Buffalo Bills. Five years later, Lynch’s behavior is much less harmful, but no less idiotic. Already in hot water with the NFL for his refusal to speak to the media and his fondness for making “obscene gestures” on the field, Lynch was reportedly threatened with $500,000 fine if he didn’t show up to today’s press event. So he showed up. And proceeded to give the exact same answer 25 times: Marshawn Lynch: “I’m Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined” “I’m just here so I don’t get fined,” Lynch warned the reporters on hand. “So y’all can sit here and ask me all the questions y’all want to. I’m gonna answer with the same answer.” He wasn’t kidding. Beast Mode proceeded to say, “I’m here so I won’t get fined,” in response to every single question. Some members of the press expressed their frustration on Twitter, but really – weren’t they kinda playing ball by continuing to ask him questions? Say what you will about Lynch, if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have this nugget of YouTube gold: Marshawn Lynch: Hold My D! Sadly, he won’t be remembered as the source of the most epic Super Bowl XLIX quotes. Take it away, Tom: Tom Brady Defends Use of Balls 1. Don’t rub my balls! Leave that to me, please.
Were you offended by GoDaddy Super Bowl commercials of the past? The ones where Danica Patrick and other women pretty much just flaunt their hotness the entire time? Well… you ain’t seen anything ridiculously appalling yet! GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad The website-based company has unveiled its latest Super Bowl ad and it’s clearly a take on last year’s Bud Light puppy commercial . A really terrible take, that is. The spot features a young dog falling off the back of a truck and then making a long, difficult journey back home. Once the owners see that he’s made his way back, they are overjoyed with relief…because they just sold him online using a GoDaddy powered website. Seriously! In response to the commercial – which is cruel, unfunny and makes a mockery out of actual puppy mills – a petition has gone up on Change.org to have the video pulled. It reads: “Whether or not this was meant to be satirical, it’s offensive. Essentially, Go Daddy is encouraging private breeding/puppy mills while shelter animals wait patiently for their forever homes or worse – to be euthanized. They are also encouraging purchasing an animal online; the animal could be sold to someone who runs a fighting ring, someone who abuses animals, or to someone who cannot adequately care for the animal. Animal rights are no laughing matter and to portray them as such is cruel and irresponsible. Among other Super Bowl ads that have been released early, one features Kim Kardashian and another features Charlotte McKinney . 31 Crazy Commercials We Love (or Love to Hate, or Just Hate) 1. Kate Upton Hot Pockets Commercial Hot Pockets are the perfect snack. Even Kate Upton knows that! Check out this awesome commercial starring her, Snoop Dogg, Larry King, and Bow Wow.
Emmy Rossum posted a bikini pic of herself on President’s Day because I guess she wants tot give a little skin to her fans… You know she’s put so much into building up a fan base over the years, from being on a few shitty movies, before landing a TV show with William H Macy so long as she showed her tits and fucked on it… Like all good wholesome actresses do…it’s all part of their “Art” and they aren’t whores…like strippers…even if they only matter when they get naked…they are just giving their body to us to convey a story…and the fame and money…that shit just doesn’t matter at all does it… I prefer her naked HERE and HERE
Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently in tomorrow’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…took a selfie in front of the mirror…that features her nipple…a nipple that I can assume she didn’t really want to release to the public because unless she’s a breast feeding advocate or a nude model or an attention seeking hooker…her nipple would normally stay in her shirt… I guess the funny in it is that she shot the fucking picture…it’s not like some ex boyfriend was trying to get revenge or anything…it was all her…and I find that better…
If you were wondering where every single hot babe on the planet was last night, well they were at The 2013 ESPY Awards. So make sure to check out all the amazing pictures. My personal favorite, Marisa Miller . Damn, that’s one spectacular dress!
How much punishment is enough punishment for using a racial slur ? NASCAR is allowing Jeremy Clements to return to the track after some counseling following use of a racial slur in an interview. He wasn’t referring to blacks when he said the n-word and he’s since paid a fine and taken sensitivity training. So is it time to forgive him his indiscretion? Via Latinos Post : Two weeks after being suspended indefinitely by NASCAR for using an inappropriate slur during an interview at Daytona, Jeremy Clements has been reinstated to race again. Clements, a Nationwide Series driver, was reinstated on Wednesday, NASCAR officials announced, roughly two weeks after he was suspended for what NASCAR says was Clements’ use of the “n-word” during a Feb. 23 interview with MTV blogger Marty Beckerman during the weekend of the Daytona 500. After taking several racial insensitivity counseling sessions, NASCAR has agreed to reactivate Clements, but will keep him on probation until September. “As part of the requirements for reinstatement, Jeremy Clements participated in an individualized program with Dr. Richard Lapchick and his staff at the National Consortium for Academics and Sports,” said Steve O’Donnell, NASCAR senior vice president of racing operations in an official statement on NASCAR’s website. “In Dr. Lapchick and his staff’s judgment, Jeremy has successfully completed the program. We’re pleased that Jeremy has taken these important steps and will return to racing starting this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway.” The suspension cost Clements $2,400 to take the classes and he missed out on two races at Phoenix and Las Vegas. In an interview with ESPN, Clements, 28, said that this period was a tough time for him, but he had learned a lot from the experience and about using certain words in a racial context. “I learned a great deal about that and myself, how it affects everything that has to do with family, friends, church, sponsors and the team. I’m excited to be back in the race car. Nothing like that will ever happen again,” he said. The comment drew attention at a time where NASCAR has been blossoming outwards in diversity with the rise of female race car star Danica Patrick and the arrival of African-American driver Darrell Wallace Jr. as a full-time Truck Series participant. “We want as many different fans as we can get,” Clements said. “We want a diverse set of fans and people to be in the sport. I definitely don’t want people turned away from [NASCAR] just because that word was used one time. Based on the original account of the incident, Clements used the word to refer to a “racing term” and not in regards to any specific person or race of people. Via ESPN : “He [Clements] walked us toward where she was, and on the way over, I explained to him that ‘Guy Code’ [the name of an MTV blog] is rules for guys, how you treat your friends, how you treat your ladies, things like that. I was there to do a humor piece, so I asked him what would be ‘Guy Code’ for race car drivers, and he blurted out [a phrase that used the N-word].” Should that matter? NASCAR
