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Hilary Duff on Her Knees of the Day

Hilary Duff has fired her trainer, or maybe he’s still training her, but she’s kicked him out of the bedroom, but still has the ability to get on her knees, all thick and strong, build like she lifts bro…. I would like to figure out what the story behind her having sex with her hired help is….is she a recently divorced pervert who is forced to fuck the staff – because she’s busy and they won’t say no to her…..Is this how power tripping works…or is it convenience…or is she just the kind of girl who gets horny as fuck in the gym and just can’t contain herself and is like a slave owner who fucks what they own because they own it… Or did the dude run the fuck away because he didn’t want to be owned – and her celebrity life was too annoying to deal with – because celebs are the fucking worst..egos, babies, brats, the worst… But staring at her on her knees is ok.. The post Hilary Duff on Her Knees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services… Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation…. All this to say – she’s my kind of winner… TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Lara Bingle’s Tits on Set of the Day

Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair… Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop… But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know… Ultimately, who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Aniston’s Paparazzi Bikini Product Placement Pics of the Day

Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement… The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged. If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t… My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money. I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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