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Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures In Seventeen Fitness

Is it just me or are women these days just getting hotter and hotter? Here’s Nina Dobrev showing off her amazingly tight little bikini body in Seventeen fitness, whatever that is. The chick is gorgeous, I even like the giant eye mustaches. Hot. I just wish the pics weren’t so cheesy looking. Riding a bicycle? Really? This looks like an ad for tampons. Where are the pouty faces and sexy eyes? I guess it doesn’t matter, her body more than makes up for it. Well done.

Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot See Through Dress

I haven’t seen my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy in quite some time, ever since she was dumped by X-Factor for having that weird accent, so I’m happy to see she’s doing alright. Here she is in what looks like a sweet see through dress on the set of some movie she’s working on. I hope she plays a hooker or stripper or something, she’s already got the cheesy thigh tattoo. I don’t know how her accent is going to work on the big screen, I hope this thing has subtitles. I guess it doesn’t matter, she’s hot enough to pull it off.

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Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation … I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

Petra Nemcova Rocks A Pant Suit

I never in my life thought I’d be saying that someone looks sexy in a pant suit, Hilary Clinton has her moments I guess, but that’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here’s Petra Nemcova at the 10th Annual Women Who Care luncheon the other day, rocking a nice white pant suit. I guess it doesn’t hurt that she’s a supermodel and she’s topless under that thing. Hot. If I had pictures of Petra Nemcova in a potato sack I’d probably say how sexy she is. The woman is just hot, it’s that simple.

Audrina Patridge Looks Good Dressed Down

I happen to really like a chick who can look good wearing nothing but a nice pair of jeans and a plaid shirt, so these pictures of Audrina Patridge are kind of doing it for me. I guess it doesn’t hurt that she’s got a nice pair of fake breasts under there that look great with the wind blowing that shirt tightly up against them. Hot.

Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible… But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

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Gisele Bundchen Topless and Bare Assed in St Barts of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, or if these pictures belong to a paparazzi agency or not. I just know they are floating around the internet and therefore I had no choice but to post them for you. In the event that you have no eyes, they are shots of Gisele at a photoshoot in St Barts changing in the back seat of her car. You can see most of her tranny tits that could be dick implants and I was surprised her tranny dick wasn’t tucked between her ass cheeks like some kind of tail. Maybe the female hormones have made it shrink down into a weatherd clit you can hardly see poking out in bathing suit bottoms unless it is arounsed….or maybe it’s taped to her leg….because I have spoke to many Brazilians and there is no evidence she’s not a dude. Sure she’s married to a football player, and those locker rooms are notoriously straight….and sure she was “pregnant” and there’s no way it was a prosthetic…and sure she was in fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was a bad model and not because they wanted her gone before the world found out her secret…cuz admitting your lingerie model dudes have jerked off to for years is actually a he could ruin a huge corporation…and I guess it doesn’t matter…since if she plays a girl in her everyday life and she looks like this…she’s close enough to fuck and not kill yourself like teenager for coming out of the closet. All this to say….Great pics. Probably staged to hit today to take attention of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that bored the fuck out of me. I like revenge when it is like this.

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Karissa Shannon Shows Off Her Skills

Playboy’s Karissa Shannon is absolutely everywhere these days after rumors that her tight little body is somehow involved with the alleged Heidi Montag sextape . Here she is reenacting a scene from the tape with a banana at Millions Of Milkshakes . Wait that doesn’t make sense considering it’s supposedly filled with girl on girl action, shouldn’t she be licking a passion fruit or something like that? I guess it doesn’t matter, as long as she shows off her oral skills. more pictures of Karissa Shannon here

Ali Larter’s Got A Lot Of Junk In Her Trunk

I don’t mean to say that Heroes star Ali Larter has a fat ass, she’s just loading up her trunk with groceries, that’s all. Although from this angle those tights seem to be working pretty damn hard to contain all that goodness. Is Heroes even still on the air? I guess it doesn’t really matter. On another note, her boobs look pretty damn good, I could get use to starring at those things while I do my calisthenics. Enjoy.