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Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible… But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

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Kelly Bensimon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some wallet fucker who managed to get noticed. Maybe it has to do with her keeping her ex-husbands name, who in case you didn’t know, is some rich fashion photographer who has kids with bitches like Elle Macpherson, or maybe it’s because of her talent as a well respected model no ones ever heard of…. She’s on a show called Real Housewives of New York that I fucking hope you don’t watch, and she’s got a pretty ripped fucking body, especially for a mother of two, but the probably with bitches with really ripped bodies, is that they kinda start lookin’ like dudes. I’m not into tired, haggard, old, sloppy pussy, but you probably are, so here she is in her bikini….and the pictures are about as inspiring as this post. Thanks Kelly Bensimon for being totally uninspiring. You cunt. Pics via Fame

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Paris Hilton’s Ex-Boyfriend Paris and His Ugly Surfing Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Hannah Cornett, she’s a pro surfer and not all that hot, but it is probably safe to say that she’s not dating Paris Latkis because of his fame, since he’s only known for being the rich kid who was fucking Paris Hilton for a few weeks back when Paris Hilton was fucking pretty much everyone… I guess the nice thing about sharing a man with Paris Hilton is that you also share her strain of herpes…and that shit’s gotta be designer herpes, you know upper class herpes, cuz there’s no way all herpes are made the same, it just wouldn’t make sense that the scabs on her rich pussy are the very same scabs some gutter crackwhore has on hers… I just don’t believe that’s possible…oh wait…yes it is…so that means Paris Hilton’s pussy is like a crackwhores and now so is Hannah Cornetts, because no one uses condoms anymore…I bet swimming in the ocean for a job must feel great on those wounds…thank god for Valtrex…. Pics via Fame

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Paris Hilton’s Ex-Boyfriend Paris and His Ugly Surfing Girlfriend of the Day