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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day…. I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked…. Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am…. I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for… So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Bensimon in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some wallet fucker who managed to get noticed. Maybe it has to do with her keeping her ex-husbands name, who in case you didn’t know, is some rich fashion photographer who has kids with bitches like Elle Macpherson, or maybe it’s because of her talent as a well respected model no ones ever heard of…. She’s on a show called Real Housewives of New York that I fucking hope you don’t watch, and she’s got a pretty ripped fucking body, especially for a mother of two, but the probably with bitches with really ripped bodies, is that they kinda start lookin’ like dudes. I’m not into tired, haggard, old, sloppy pussy, but you probably are, so here she is in her bikini….and the pictures are about as inspiring as this post. Thanks Kelly Bensimon for being totally uninspiring. You cunt. Pics via Fame

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Paris Hilton’s Ex-Boyfriend Paris and His Ugly Surfing Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Hannah Cornett, she’s a pro surfer and not all that hot, but it is probably safe to say that she’s not dating Paris Latkis because of his fame, since he’s only known for being the rich kid who was fucking Paris Hilton for a few weeks back when Paris Hilton was fucking pretty much everyone… I guess the nice thing about sharing a man with Paris Hilton is that you also share her strain of herpes…and that shit’s gotta be designer herpes, you know upper class herpes, cuz there’s no way all herpes are made the same, it just wouldn’t make sense that the scabs on her rich pussy are the very same scabs some gutter crackwhore has on hers… I just don’t believe that’s possible…oh wait…yes it is…so that means Paris Hilton’s pussy is like a crackwhores and now so is Hannah Cornetts, because no one uses condoms anymore…I bet swimming in the ocean for a job must feel great on those wounds…thank god for Valtrex…. Pics via Fame

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