Tag Archives: milkshakes

We learned a few days ago that the Kardashian family grossed $65 million in 2010, and guess what? We’re alllllllllllll to blame. You, me, the little girl clutching her copy of Kardashian Konfidential. They’re an intriguing family, that bunch. What started out as another reality show in 2007 has snowballed into an enormous empire made up of slutty clothes and sexually-charged commercials. Somewhere in a holding cell, Paris Hilton is seething. Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York , Kim ushered in year 30 with a heavy heart. The-one-with-the-derriere says she imagined herself married with kids by this milestone. Instead she’s a bona fide sex symbol/entrepeneur rolling in cash. This is not a deviation I would spend my birthday moments crying over. I’d be too busy simultaneously patting myself on the back while throwing dollar bills from my hotel room screaming, “I don’t have to battle the baby weight and I haven’t married the wrong man! AND I just bought myself another Birkin!”