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Kourtney & Kim Take New York Recap: The Painfully Boring Birthday Event of the Year

We learned a few days ago that the Kardashian family grossed $65 million in 2010, and guess what? We’re alllllllllllll to blame. You, me, the little girl clutching her copy of Kardashian Konfidential. They’re an intriguing family, that bunch. What started out as another reality show in 2007 has snowballed into an enormous empire made up of slutty clothes and sexually-charged commercials. Somewhere in a holding cell, Paris Hilton is seething. Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York , Kim ushered in year 30 with a heavy heart. The-one-with-the-derriere says she imagined herself married with kids by this milestone. Instead she’s a bona fide sex symbol/entrepeneur rolling in cash. This is not a deviation I would spend my birthday moments crying over. I’d be too busy simultaneously patting myself on the back while throwing dollar bills from my hotel room screaming, “I don’t have to battle the baby weight and I haven’t married the wrong man! AND I just bought myself another Birkin!”

THG Caption Contest Winner: February 18

In Friday’s THG Caption Contest , we asked you to come up with the best one for this photo of Ted Williams making it big … or at least making milkshakes. Our winner is BONER . Congrats, Bone. The winning caption appears below . Thanks to all for playing best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest! Wow!!! The last time my hands were this cold and I made this much money, I was holding a sign that said: Bet you can’t hit me with a quarter!!!

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THG Caption Contest Winner: February 18

Gwyneth Paltrow Needs A Little Work

I like to see that Gwyneth Paltrow is at least making an effort to get my attention, I bet she’s just been dying to get on this site for years now, but her tight dress needs a little work. It’s got some weird lumps and bumps in there, like a cat in a pillow case. Actually, maybe it’s not the dress that needs work, maybe it’s those old breast that need a little pick me up. Some double D’s perhaps? Think about it.