Gwyneth Paltrow is demonstrating one of her cleanses, or enemas, out in public for the paparazzi – you know just fucking farting out that asshole water while on a hike…being at one with nature…in some spiritual bullshit that her bullshit site has put together to manipulate and brainwash stupid women looking for the next health and wellness trend that isn’t actually vetted or scientifically proven but instead the words of wisdom of a rich woman or her staff…who doesn’t have a medical degree, or any degree cuz she was raised rich and thrown into this Hollywood shit…the same shit that’s leaking down her leg…just mixed with fucking unicorn tear mixed with oils from some exotic tree that she’s harvested in her vaginal secretions under some salt lamp in her den filled with fucking whale seme….that she had hosed up her ass to try to heal her leaky gut syndrome…you know micro nutrients and gut health for healing and longevity…bullshit…now dripping out of her like some creampie porn scene. Gwyneth Paltrow has consistently been disgusting and I think this just speaks to that… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Asshole Sweat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Image via Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for J/P Haitian Relief Organization Gwyneth Paltrow Says Chris Martin Is Like A Brother To Her Now Nah. THAT’S not weird af . During a recent interview on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, Gwyneth Paltrow said that her ex-husband, Chris Martin, to a…”brother”. Yeah, naw.
Nancy Rivera / Splash News Cardi B Performs At Warner Music Pre-Grammy Party The GRAMMY’s Weekend was off to a great start Thursday at Warner Music’s Pre-Grammy Party in NYC. Cardi B looked pretty amazing in this strapless black number, she also performed at the event. Nancy Rivera / Splash News Ciara also opted for an all black look. Nancy Rivera / Splash News And Janelle Monae went with her usual black and white with punches of red. Winnie Harlow, Gucci Mane, Keyshia Ka’Oir, Rita Ora and a gang of other celebs were in the building. Check out more great photos from the event below and hit the flip for more highlights from Cardi’s night.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst…but This is porn to someone… Someone with a foot fetish…because I can’t imagine anyone ever jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow…not her husband, her boyfriends over the years, not Brad Pitt, or whoever else this rich Hollywood brat has let in her like it was a Jade Egg, before she knew about Jade Eggs because she was just a rich kid party slut trying to figure out the best scam to feed her fucking ego… But maybe there’s someone out there who’s jerked off to her…but I think the star of this shoot is her feet – and the only people who will care are a handful of women’s march girls who need a dick in their ass…and…they don’t matter to us…so it’s for the foot fetishists… I wonder where those nasty little toes have been inserted over the course of her career… The post Gwyneth Paltrow for the Foot Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently this is Gwyneth Paltrow in a see through outfit, I have never had any interest in seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in see through anything, I am pretty sure that I’ve seen at least one of her nude pictures, and it was uneventful…and back when she was in her 20s…an era where all these dudes who I just assumed were gay would date her like she was something special. I’ve always found her a lie, nepotism created, uninteresting…and entitled…and that alone prevents me from doing the zoom in to possibly see her old lady mom nipple…but she obviously has fans, people like her, and since I am accommodating…this is as deep as I’ll go into this…while being annoyed that I’ve gone this far into this…when really I should be doing more important things in life…like sexting…in real life…with girls…because going up to random girls and saying “send nudes”….is a social experiment that should be a viral video…but instead is something I do just for myself…because I think some things should be sacred…Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of those things…I mean…unless being sacred means being sacrificed…which would be ideal….rid the world of one more parasite…or try to find her nipple.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward. Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys , edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP. Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade. Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade. The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?” I think not! Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie , we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous. “We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out. “So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’” Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie. View Slideshow: 9 Really Weird Places These Celebrities Have Had Sex If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator? It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $15,000. For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($7,900)? If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight. Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $535 on something you will probably get only one use out of. If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager. Why? because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.” how laser-engraved serial numbers have anything to do with sex is beyond me. Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People give Gwyneth Paltrow a lot of flack for her constant dieting tips and recipes that contain ingredients not found on this planet, but you can’t argue with the results. Gwyneth Paltrow looks amazing in a bikini…. read more
Enjoy this skin-pilation of the best naked moments from blonde seductress, Gwyneth Paltrow . Flashing boobs and butt in movies like Flesh and Bone (1993) , Shakespeare in Love (1998) , and Syliva (2003) , Paltrow’s nudity has been anything but paltry!
