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The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Your girl Sarah Michelle Gellar is in some Entertainment Weekly 20 year reunion celebration of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I never watched or cared to watch, but that made a lot of people a lot of money, mainly because of teen girls, and I guess sad 30 year old girls…but more interestingly…virgin loser nerds who lived and still live in their mom’s basements….. Seriously, some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit, like some French Canadian mom who smokes too many cigarettes with her pencil thin lips and rough looking mom face…this is not the face of a celebrity, but rather that of a tired Walmart cashier who struggles with her meth addiction everyday…because it’s a struggle people… I don’t know, this terrifies me…but reminds me that some things should be left in the past….and maybe she’s the vampire in need of being slayed….SLAY… The post The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow See Through of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is Gwyneth Paltrow in a see through outfit, I have never had any interest in seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in see through anything, I am pretty sure that I’ve seen at least one of her nude pictures, and it was uneventful…and back when she was in her 20s…an era where all these dudes who I just assumed were gay would date her like she was something special. I’ve always found her a lie, nepotism created, uninteresting…and entitled…and that alone prevents me from doing the zoom in to possibly see her old lady mom nipple…but she obviously has fans, people like her, and since I am accommodating…this is as deep as I’ll go into this…while being annoyed that I’ve gone this far into this…when really I should be doing more important things in life…like sexting…in real life…with girls…because going up to random girls and saying “send nudes”….is a social experiment that should be a viral video…but instead is something I do just for myself…because I think some things should be sacred…Gwyneth Paltrow is not one of those things…I mean…unless being sacred means being sacrificed…which would be ideal….rid the world of one more parasite…or try to find her nipple.. The post Gwyneth Paltrow See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Legs Need Some Attention Too

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I write a lot of posts about latina super MILF Sofia Vergara’s beautiful breasts, if you’ve seen five minutes of her TV show you’d know why, they’re always jiggling around in high definition. But these pictures made me realize that she’s actually got a decent pair of legs on her as well and they deserve a little attention. Here they are walking around town. Alright, that should do it, now let’s get back to those perfect breasts of hers. I think those things should get their own show, a spin-off. Thirty minutes of Sofia and her breasts jogging in high definition. I’d watch. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

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