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Kylie Jenner-Tyga Breakup: Confirmed By Kris Jenner?!

Over the past few months, there have been countless reports that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are no longer a couple . Sometimes the rumors seemed credible. (See: Both times that  Tyga was caught cheating on Kylie with models.) Other times, they smacked of wishful thinking born of the public’s confusion over how the hell these two are still together. (See: The other 40,000 times these two were reported to have called it quits.) As far as we can tell, Kyga did break up at least twice, but on both occasions they were back in each other’s arms within 48 hours. Basically, they’ve become the Couple That Cried Wolf, and we’ve stopped paying attention to the incessant breakup gossip. Or at least we had until this past weekend, when a new round of speculation began, this time possibly confirmed by the ultimate insider. The murmurs started on Friday, when several outlets reported that Kylie and Tyga hadn’t made a public appearance together – or even showed up on one another’s social media pages – in quite some time. On Sunday, Kris Jenner drove the point home with a Mother’s Day Instagram post that raised many an eyebrow: ” I love you so much Kanye, Scott and Lamar!! To my son Lammy, I am so thankful for your strength through adversity and your sweet gentle spirit. I am blessed beyond words to have all of you in my life.  “Thank you Kanye and Scott for being such incredible, loving and devoted fathers to my grandbabies. I can’t put into words how blessed I am to have you both!! “I promise to always be here for you, and love you like my own. Thank you Scott for bringing so much laughter to my life. You’re crazy and wonderful and unique to the core. “Kanye, thank you for being you!! You are an amazing friend and son, and the best daddy to North and Saint!! You inspire us all. Wow… feeling blessed and grateful today .” Yes, it’s so long that we doubt anyone in her family even read it, so we’ll just give you the gist: Kris gave shoutouts to all of her daughters’ significant others…except for Tyga. So maybe they’re broken up, or maybe this just confirms the rumors about the Kardashians hating Tyga . Either way, it’s bad news for T-Raww. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

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Gwyneth Paltrow Found You a $15K Vibrator. You’re Welcome.

If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward. Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys , edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP. Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade.  Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade. The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?” I think not! Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie , we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous. “We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out. “So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’” Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie. View Slideshow: 9 Really Weird Places These Celebrities Have Had Sex If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator? It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $15,000. For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($7,900)? If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight. Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $535 on something you will probably get only one use out of. If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager. Why?  because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.” how laser-engraved serial numbers have anything to do with sex is beyond me. Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History

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Gwyneth Paltrow Found You a $15K Vibrator. You’re Welcome.

If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward. Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys , edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP. Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade.  Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade. The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?” I think not! Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie , we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous. “We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out. “So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’” Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie. View Slideshow: 9 Really Weird Places These Celebrities Have Had Sex If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator? It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $15,000. For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($7,900)? If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight. Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $535 on something you will probably get only one use out of. If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager. Why?  because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.” how laser-engraved serial numbers have anything to do with sex is beyond me. Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History

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This Guy Underwent 23 Surgeries to Look Like Superman

Move over, human Barbie . Take a seat, human Ken . It's time to meet human Superman. His name is Herbert Chavez, he grew up in poverty in the Philippines… and he has spent tons of money to look like the Man of Steel, having undergone 23 plastic surgeries with this goal in mind. It's a bird down below. It's a plane. In actuality, it's a guy who likely has a few mental issues unfortunately. 1. Back in the Day… Chavez’s 23 surgeries have spanned nearly 18 years. It’s a lifelong hobby. This photo was snapped back in 2013, prior to him truly taking a few final steps on his journey to Superman. 2. An Appearace on Botched Chavez sought the assistance of the doctors on Botched for his cause. They were only too happy to oblige, of course. 3. He’s Had His Skin Whitened Because every actor who has played Superman has been white. 4. He’s Had Multiple Nose Jobs You can see the changes, right? 5. He’s Had Liposuction The Man of Steel applies to the superhero’s strength… and abs, of course. 6. He’s Had Jaw Realignment We didn’t even know that was really a thing. View Slideshow

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This Guy Underwent 23 Surgeries to Look Like Superman

This Guy Underwent 23 Surgeries to Look Like Superman

Move over, human Barbie . Take a seat, human Ken . It's time to meet human Superman. His name is Herbert Chavez, he grew up in poverty in the Philippines… and he has spent tons of money to look like the Man of Steel, having undergone 23 plastic surgeries with this goal in mind. It's a bird down below. It's a plane. In actuality, it's a guy who likely has a few mental issues unfortunately. 1. Back in the Day… Chavez’s 23 surgeries have spanned nearly 18 years. It’s a lifelong hobby. This photo was snapped back in 2013, prior to him truly taking a few final steps on his journey to Superman. 2. An Appearace on Botched Chavez sought the assistance of the doctors on Botched for his cause. They were only too happy to oblige, of course. 3. He’s Had His Skin Whitened Because every actor who has played Superman has been white. 4. He’s Had Multiple Nose Jobs You can see the changes, right? 5. He’s Had Liposuction The Man of Steel applies to the superhero’s strength… and abs, of course. 6. He’s Had Jaw Realignment We didn’t even know that was really a thing. View Slideshow

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Random Ridiculousness: Asian Man Has 19 Surgeries To Look Like Superman Including Skin Bleaching!

Dayum homie . Man Has Surgeries To Look Like Superman This is the problem with society today: no one is happy being themselves. According to Mail Online When Clark Kent wanted to transform into Superman, it was a fairly simple task. He would step into a phone box, spin around and the transformation would be complete. But Herbert Chavez’s change has taken a bit longer – through 16 years of plastic surgery. The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had nose jobs, skin whitening, lip liposuction, jaw realignment, pec implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Clarke Kent after falling in love with the TV programme aged five. He has splashed around 300,000 Pesos (£4,400) on his obsession – a fortune compared to the average 90p hourly wage in the Philippines. Mr Chavez regularly takes to the streets around his home dressed in full Superman regalia, with his hair gelled in distinctive curly fashion. He aims to teach kids good morals while also brightening their days. He said: ‘I feel like a Superhero whenever I pull on the costume, but my mission is not to save the world but to help in my own small way and bring a smile to the faces of local children. ‘I don’t have any regrets at all. People come up to me in the street all the time and want their picture taken with me. ‘They are all really excited to see a real-life Superman in the Philippines.’ Wtf? But his distinctive look has not come easily, with Herbert going under the knife repeatedly to copy every last feature of the super hero he worships – right down to his chiselled chin. And Mr Chavez admits it is tasking trying to keep up with such a ‘perfect’ person. He added: ‘If you talk about super heroes, the expectation of people is that they are flawless, they do not get hurt, they do not die. Herbert now plans to keep improving his look with more operations to make him taller and surgery to beef up his abdomen and bum. But he acknowledges that there may be a day when he has to halt the extensive surgeries. Mr Chavez said: ‘I totally don’t have any regrets. What is there for me to regret? Everything that has happened in my life has been positive and because of Superman. ‘When my body says it can not endure it anymore or when my doctor says that my body can not handle it because of age, then I will stop.’ At least we know who he is trying to look like. Lil Kim has had God knows how many sugeries and we still haven’t figured out who she’s trying to be. Barcroft India

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Elsewhere In The World: Venezuela Considering Ban On Baby Bottles To Force Breastfeeding, Improving Baby Health And Increasing Bond Between Mother And Child

Got milk? Venezuela is considering going to great lengths to get new moms to breast feed . Via NYDailyNews reports : Venezuela’s Congress will discuss legislation next week that would prohibit bottle feeding of infants to try to encourage breast feeding and reduce the use of baby formula, said a lawmaker of the ruling Socialist Party. Legislator Odalis Monzon said the proposal would “prohibit all types of baby bottles” as a way to improve children’s health. “We want to increase the love (between mother and child) because this has been lost as a result of these transnational companies selling formula,” Monzon said on state television on Thursday. She said the Law for the Promotion and Support for Breast-Feeding, passed in 2007, did not establish any sanctions for using formula. However, she did not say what the sanctions might be if the proposed change to prohibit bottle feeding is passed by Congress, where the Socialist Party has a majority. Monzon said, however, that exceptions would be allowed, such as in the case of the death of a mother, or for women with limited breast milk production, as determined by the health ministry. She did not respond to phone calls seeking details, including how long babies would be breast-fed. Such legislation would likely raise the ire of opposition sympathizers who say the government of the late President Hugo Chavez excessively extended the reach of the state into the lives of private citizens. “People are free to feed their children as they see fit,” said Ingrid Rivero, a 27-year-old mother in Caracas. “My daughter stopped breast feeding after seven months. What can I do? Force her?” Chavez ally Nicolas Maduro, who was elected in April after his mentor’s death from cancer, has vowed to extend his predecessor’s 14-year self-styled revolution that enjoyed strong support among the country’s poor. These seems a little extreme. Can’t they just tax the baby bottles or something to promote breastfeeding? Shutterstock

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Justin Timberlake Saturday Night Live Ratings: Huge!

This just in: Justin Timberlake is a beloved Saturday Night Live host. The superstar – who hosted the sketch show last night and performed as its musical guest – carried SNL to its biggest ratings since Charles Barkley emceed in January 2012. And for good reason. Timberlake joined the exclusive five-time hosting club at the outset of the evening, which included a bit about Hugo Chavez dying and featured such A-listers as Steve Martin, Tom Hanks and Chevy Chase. He then starred in an ad for Moet & Chandon, donned a giant tofu costume and, best of all, did NOT appear in a Californians skit. Did you tune in? What did you think of JT as host?   He’s the best! He’s okay! Hated him! Bring back Kevin Hart! View Poll »

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Justin Timberlake Saturday Night Live Ratings: Huge!

This just in: Justin Timberlake is a beloved Saturday Night Live host. The superstar – who hosted the sketch show last night and performed as its musical guest – carried SNL to its biggest ratings since Charles Barkley emceed in January 2012. And for good reason. Timberlake joined the exclusive five-time hosting club at the outset of the evening, which included a bit about Hugo Chavez dying and featured such A-listers as Steve Martin, Tom Hanks and Chevy Chase. He then starred in an ad for Moet & Chandon, donned a giant tofu costume and, best of all, did NOT appear in a Californians skit. Did you tune in? What did you think of JT as host?   He’s the best! He’s okay! Hated him! Bring back Kevin Hart! View Poll »

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Ted Nugent on Hugo Chavez Death: GOOD RIDDANCE!

Ted Nugent, not surprisingly, was not a fan of the late Hugo Chavez. The rocker issued a candid assessment of his death last night. Three words will sum it up. Those words are “ADIOS MO FO.” Sort of two words broken into three, but you get the idea here. “All dictators, tyrants, slave-drivers and despots should die ASAP. Let freedom ring!” Nugent proudly told TMZ after Hugo Chavez died at the age of 58. A devout socialist and outspoken anti-American dictator who clashed frequently with the U.S., Chavez pretty much embodied everything Ted Nugent hates. About politics, and life itself really. If he encouraged his followers to ” chop heads off ” when it came to defeating President Obama in 2012, you can imagine how he feels about Chavez.

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