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Source: CLAUDIO SANTANA / Getty Images This kid just got a really weird lesson in where babies come from. While admiring his mommy’s tummy, he witnessed his baby sister or brother doing some really creepy movements. Needless to say, he wasn’t here for any of it. His reaction is priceless. His reaction when the baby moved was priceless pic.twitter.com/C5kMqat6B2 — Uchiha (@Zyphree_) February 2, 2018
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People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter. She is one of those “hot chicks” from a nerd show, who will forever exist because of the nerd show and nerds being into the hot chicks from their shows.. She was on Buffy or some shit, also did Playboy , is in her 40s and this is how she selfies. Interesting, she’s the kind of girl these nerds who are still very into her, and who get mad when I do posts on her, I get actual hate mail, when I’m consistently writing hateful shit about all kinds of people that doesn’t get any emails when it is about other people…and I find that really weird…maybe it’s because she’s the kind of girl the nerds can pay 1000 dollars to fuck…like a Maitland Ward type… WHO knows…but I dig the selfie The post Charisma Carpenter Subtle Casual Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward. Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys , edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP. Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade. Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade. The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?” I think not! Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie , we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous. “We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out. “So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’” Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie. View Slideshow: 9 Really Weird Places These Celebrities Have Had Sex If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator? It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $15,000. For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($7,900)? If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight. Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $535 on something you will probably get only one use out of. If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager. Why? because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.” how laser-engraved serial numbers have anything to do with sex is beyond me. Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
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This video is doing the rounds, I don’t know the source, where it came from, I just know that it’s apparently a drunk, yet normal looking college aged girl who has probably seen so much porn her pussy is always in a state of arousal, deciding the train is the place to get off…as she gazes into the eyes of the guy sitting next to her… Now this would be very easy to fake…. But more importantly, if it wasn’t fake, why didn’t dude get in on that action, it’s not everyday that life delivers these kinds of gifts, normally the public masturbating girls looking for romance are fat, toothless, mental disorder cases on really weird street drugs…where as this looks better than most of your girlfriends..what a respectful non-rapist dude…he probably knew he was being filmed and being “that guy who fingered the girl fingering on the train”…is only a titled I’d like… Watch the video. The post Masturbating Girl on the Train Gazes into a Stranger’s Eye of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Fed Ex Driver Fight! Obama is a Rapist! Man Smashes the Ice to Save his Dog… San Francisco Club Fight Russiand Testing a Helmet… Marine VS Thug Russian Stuck in the Wall Another Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Blondes VS Fireworks The Naked Traveller The post Shitting Herself on the Train and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place… The post Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lily Allen’s ass is doing something weird to her bikini – or her bikini bottom is doing something weird to her ass – I just know that despite her dying her hair, learning how to white girl twerk, trying her best to relive being a teen popstar she always wanted to be, she is a mom in her 30s…and that makes her gross. It makes the whole thing absolutely pathetic…but I guess the good news, at least the bright side to this sad sad story of a rich girl with broken dreams, who kind of made it but never quite made it to the level she wanted to, so now she’s up on round two or three and it’s really weird to observe her doing her social observation of pop music, making fun of it, all while doing it…when she should just sit on her money, raise her kids and live the good life…all while NOT wearing a bikini because she’ vile. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Justin Bieber still has his monkey…and we're starting to feel a little weird about it. See more here: We're Starting To Feel Really Weird About Justin Bieber's Monkey …
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I am not posting these pictures cuz I find Keri Russell hot. I am posting them because I know she has a massive fanbase of virgin losers who still jerk off to on of their Felicity box set, cuz they put the other one, still wrapped in plastic in their safe to preserve the shit, cuz that’s what Virgin losers do with their time, since they aren’t distracted by drinking, having fun, real life girls, and have time to do really weird shit that make normal people uncomfortable and that are probably the reason they don’t get laid….. See I don’t know what the appeal of Felicity was, and I don’t know why every virgin loser went nuts for the bitch and staged mock weddings with her in their head as they lay in their single bed wondering why the hot girl in class won’t talk to them, but since this is the internet, I am going to assume you are that virgin loser, and I feel for you, so these should bring some joy to your pathetic existence… Pics via Bauer
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I don’t really know what shirt/dress Lohan is wearing, but staring at her tits is making me dizzy, like how they hynotize a motherfucker in Batman or some shit, possibly her final desperate attempt to get work and to work her way into our minds, and I guess it worked on me…..
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