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Natalie Portman Legs for the Virgin Losers of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Portman is iconic to the virgin losers of the world…from Star Wars to Judaism…she’s an awkward maybe autistic 40 year old dudes dream…the kind of guy who jacks off to Star Wars…and who goes nutty over her Black Swan lesbian shit…cuz it’s juat too intense for them…who still like her at 40 and who see her legs on tv…because they still have tv…and the use the opportunity to put a fresh coat of sperm on their Natalie Portman statue made of sperm these dudes make…it’s a thing. The post Natalie Portman Legs for the Virgin Losers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid… So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart…. Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats…. The post Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid… So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart…. Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats…. The post Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland was the sister on the OC, she’s on some Canadian produced shitty TV show that I am sure a bunch of Virgin Losers watch – since it is based on some kind of nerd comic book shit.. She exists in the entertainment world for the same reason most people exist in the entertainment world…raw talent…and by raw talent I mean her stepfather was Brian De Palma…who you may know as the director of Scarface…and who probably has a huge list of “friends”..in the industry…who could appreciate her raw talent… Not that any of that matters, I mean everything in life is based on who you know, and if I had a massive Director for a stepfather, I’d take the easy money too…because easy money just makes sense when your life objective is hookers and booze.. Either way, she posted this artistic, hip picture of her flashing that is shot from the wrong angle..but that I can accept as clever enough… The post Willa Holland “Artistic” Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Star Wars Trailer of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Virgin Losers everywhere, you’ve probably already seen this, because this is what you consider your religion, Star Wars…. Now, I hate this shit…a lot, and I always have had a hard time understanding the people who are into it, but I still feel obligated to post it, knowing that anyone who reads this site, doesn’t have sex and is probably all about this shit…it’s an institution…that I don’t agree with and that made George Lucas stupid rich…by manipulating weak and easy to trick desperate idiots…

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Adrienne Curry in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adrienne Curry is the kind of woman who if was in a plane crash, I doubt would even make the news. I mean unless it was CNN, then they’d dedicate a week of programming to her to distract the people from real world issues. She is totally irrelevant, she’s not even hot, her fan base has slowly gone from the one person who remembers her from the first season of the Top Model show, to a gang of virgin losers from the internet, who ultimate make her think she’s relevant…when really she’s just some bottom feeding clown….but at least she’s in a bikini.

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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Kate Upton Modeling in Bazaar with Wild Animals of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s always something funny about seeing Kate Upton modeling that I call obesity. She’s massive, sloppy, chubby, but she’s got skinny legs and big tits, to make her weird bulbous cartoon like torso a little less offensive than it actually is. She gets so much hype and represents all that is wrong with the internet, you know because without the internet, she’d be working the Walmart cash, but with the internet, and it’s gang of virgin losers, she’s on the cover of magazines, cuz people celebrate her and the mainstream media figure they should do, even though I know, that they know, that she’s Anna Nicole Smith a few years before becoming Anna Nicole Smith…. Here she is with wild animals, cuz she’s a farm animal, for Harper’s Bazaar.

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