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Charisma Carpenter Ass for Instagram of the Day

Charisma Carpenter has some real loyal fans despite being 100 years old all because she was on a nerd targeted show in the 90s. If you aren’t a 40 year old virgin, you probably never fucked with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker years, but you may know some people who did. I knew a guy who was fucking obsessed with Buffy, a total awkward virgin who ended up becoming a blogger, the old school fan boy way…worshipping these sluts like they matter… He would probably cum himself watching the show no hands…not quite a talent when you’re that autistic and socially awkward. Your OCD focused on one thing and that thing was loving Buffy… Pretty fucking queer if you ask me, but it’s nice to see one of the sluts on the show the Comic-Con crowd likes is still making them cum, still at it, like it’s all she knows, the next Maitland Ward I guess…. The post Charisma Carpenter Ass for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter And Michelle Trachtenberg Are Back

Apparently it’s the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something, because  Entertainment Weekly  just got the whole cast to reunite for a celebratory cover shoot: Sarah Michelle Gellar , Charisma Carpenter , Michelle Trachtenberg , and… all the other ones I don’t really care about. And for the most part, they’re still looking pretty good. Well, except for maybe Michelle. I don’t know what she’s been up to these past two decades, but I’m guessing it’s not hitting the gym. Too bad. Continue reading

Mean Eggs and Scam

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Has Nothing But Love For Buffy On Its 20th Anniversary

Sarah Michelle Gellar opens up about her experience with ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ on the 20th anniversary of the series’s premiere

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer, 20 Years Later: Sex And The Vampire City

January 19, 1998: a night that teenage dreams are made of. Buffy Summers lost her virginity to her then-lover, Angel, a vampire with a soul. It was mixed with all the saccharine anxiety that comes with your first time, plus a heavy dose of gothic aesthetics. After that momentous night, however, Angel lost his soul… Read more »

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19 Times Buffy Slayed Everyone With Sass

Sarah Michelle Gellar is celebrating the 19th anniversary of her first portrayal of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” and so are we.

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arrow Season 3 Trailer: OLICITY SEX ALERT!!!

Is it hot in here?  Or it the new trailer just released by The CW in anticipation of the final few episodes of Arrow Season 3 ? Arrow Season 3 Sneak Preview Fresh off Arrow Season 3 Episode 18 – which initially revealed Oliver’s superhero identity to Captain Lance… only for Roy to then pretend he is the Arrow – the pulsating drama will take a mini hiatus and return on April 15. Upon its return, the show will be full speed ahead until the May 13 finale. Based on the above footage, we know Oliver will be teaming up with the Atom and that a plan will be enacted to break Roy out of prison. There will also be some eyeglasses getting removed eyeglasses… some undergarments being unhooked … and a scarred chest being caressed. And, wait. WHAT?!? Will it really be happening? Will Oliver and Felicity finally be giving in to their feelings, in a physical manner of speaking? We’ll find out plenty more on Arrow Season 3 Episode 19 , but we’ll leave fans alone now to check out the extended trailer again and again… and then again once more. 17 Sexy Small Screen Superheroes 1. Stephen Amell (Arrow) How good looking is Stephen Amell? Even with his shirt on in this photo, the actor just caused half the women reading this post to dump their boyfriends. 2. Grant Gustin (The Flash) Women rarely like their men fast. But Grant Gustin causes them to make an exception as The Flash. 3. Dean Cain (Superman) It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the best looking Man of Steel we’ve ever seen. 4. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) Perhaps we should stop searching for a new Wonder Woman and just hand Lynda Carter the job back. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tom Welling (Smallville) Yes, Dean Cain still wins as Superman. But give us Tom Welling as Clark Kent please! 6. Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) We don’t care how many new roles Sarah Michelle Gellar takes on, she will always be Buffy. 7. David Boreanz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Seeley Booth who?!? Give us David Boreanz as Angel any day of the week! 8. Christian Kane (The Librarians) Didn’t see this one coming, did you? You should really check out the new TNT drama. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Hayley Atwell (Marvel’s Agent Carter) We’d never want to mess with Hayley Atwell in the field. But in the bedroom? Oh yes! 10. Ming-Na Wen (Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD) The show she is on may be boring, but Ming-Na Wen brings Melinda May to hot life! 11. Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes) After the first season of Heroes, we only watched this terrible show for Milo Ventimiglia. 12. Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) Okay, maybe the guys stuck around for Hayden Panettiere. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Summer Glau (The Cape) Pretty much no one watched The Cape on NBC. But they should have because it starred Summer Glau. 14. Joshua Jackson (Fringe) Did Joshua Jackson really play a superhero on Fringe? Hey, he did heroic stuff and he’s super good looking. 15. Jensen Ackles (Supernatural) As Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles is one half of the best looking superhero sibling team on TV… 16. Jared Padalecki (Supernatural) … and now you can meet the other half. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries) View Photo You thought we forgot him, didn’t you? Damon Salvatore has SUPERatural ability and, whether he wants to admit it or not, the guy acts like a HERO on a weekly basis. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Sexy Small Screen Superheroes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Charisma Carpenter Bikini Picture of the Day

Charisma Carpenter posted a NUDE to celebrate turning 100 for her fans who still remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and trust me they remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because any dudes into Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just that level of socially awkward and loyal…I’ve met buffy fans and they are some weirdness… All this to say, her posting the picture of her in a bikini is hardly that exciting, maybe a little divorcee or menopausal trying to suck in a little positive reinforcement for all the pilates classes she’s been taking. Which isnt’ a bad thing, especially if you meet her in a bar drunk one night, these 100 year old ex babes from TV, know how to throw down when filled with sadness that the glory years are over…I mean historically all 100 year olds who were once babes, but now drunk and alone love to get dirty…so I guess this makes sense.

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