So Love Magazine is back making hipster videos with celebrities and models, even though the hipster culture is over just like the man bun. Anyway, they got Kendall Jenner channeling Marilyn Monroe very poorly. This is the worse Marilyn Monroe impression I have ever seen. Did they run out of budget for hair and makeup? Fail. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
If there’s anyone less qualified to offer you sex toys than the world’s WASP-iest woman, then I implore that person to step forward. Gwyneth Paltrow imagines she’s doing the Lord’s work by offering her readers high-end sex toys , edited neatly on her pretentious lifestyle site that I hate/love, GOOP. Your regular, hum-drum “goody draw” needs an upgrade. Like, coach-to-first-class-and-you-pay-the-difference upgrade. The lube you’re using has parabens, and those condoms may have prevented several unwanted pregnancies and STDs, but are they “vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free?” I think not! Thanks to a particular scene from Netflix’s Grace & Frankie , we’re now aware that drugstore lubricants are dangerous. “We’d never considered what went into lube, and that it’s actually super toxic (the most popular options contain parabens, for one) and that we are in theory putting it into the most vulnerable and permeable parts of our bodies,” GOOP pointed out. “So, maybe Frankie was onto something when she called her yam-lube invention ‘a big moment in the history of the vagina.’” Now you’ve got us all paranoid about our nether regions, Gwynnie. View Slideshow: 9 Really Weird Places These Celebrities Have Had Sex If you’re worried about your genitals falling off as a result of toxic lube and want to give them a final hurrah they soon won’t forget, might GOOP interest you in Lelo Inez’s 24k gold vibrator? It was designed “for those who understand that you can’t put a price on pleasure,” so surely you’re ok with dropping $15,000. For those of you who are too poor for such luxury, might GOOP interest you in the stainless steel version ($7,900)? If you were deciding between that dress at Neiman Marcus or a “black and gold cat whip by Agent Provocateur,”ask yourself which one who kiss you goodnight. Neither! Any way you slice it, you’re spending $535 on something you will probably get only one use out of. If you’re feeling sexy-on-a-budget, GOOP suggests the $399 Tiani vibrating couples’ massager. Why? because it features a “ring of 24k gold laser-engraved with a unique serial number and a new dual-motor design for more power than ever before.” how laser-engraved serial numbers have anything to do with sex is beyond me. Then again, this article comes straight from GOOP. View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
Move over, human Barbie . Take a seat, human Ken . It's time to meet human Superman. His name is Herbert Chavez, he grew up in poverty in the Philippines… and he has spent tons of money to look like the Man of Steel, having undergone 23 plastic surgeries with this goal in mind. It's a bird down below. It's a plane. In actuality, it's a guy who likely has a few mental issues unfortunately. 1. Back in the Day… Chavez’s 23 surgeries have spanned nearly 18 years. It’s a lifelong hobby. This photo was snapped back in 2013, prior to him truly taking a few final steps on his journey to Superman. 2. An Appearace on Botched Chavez sought the assistance of the doctors on Botched for his cause. They were only too happy to oblige, of course. 3. He’s Had His Skin Whitened Because every actor who has played Superman has been white. 4. He’s Had Multiple Nose Jobs You can see the changes, right? 5. He’s Had Liposuction The Man of Steel applies to the superhero’s strength… and abs, of course. 6. He’s Had Jaw Realignment We didn’t even know that was really a thing. View Slideshow
Move over, human Barbie . Take a seat, human Ken . It's time to meet human Superman. His name is Herbert Chavez, he grew up in poverty in the Philippines… and he has spent tons of money to look like the Man of Steel, having undergone 23 plastic surgeries with this goal in mind. It's a bird down below. It's a plane. In actuality, it's a guy who likely has a few mental issues unfortunately. 1. Back in the Day… Chavez’s 23 surgeries have spanned nearly 18 years. It’s a lifelong hobby. This photo was snapped back in 2013, prior to him truly taking a few final steps on his journey to Superman. 2. An Appearace on Botched Chavez sought the assistance of the doctors on Botched for his cause. They were only too happy to oblige, of course. 3. He’s Had His Skin Whitened Because every actor who has played Superman has been white. 4. He’s Had Multiple Nose Jobs You can see the changes, right? 5. He’s Had Liposuction The Man of Steel applies to the superhero’s strength… and abs, of course. 6. He’s Had Jaw Realignment We didn’t even know that was really a thing. View Slideshow
Naya Rivera was fired from Glee because the man-faced one didn’t like how hot she was…but I do… I’ve been following these bikini pics of her the last couple of days and I think they are great. The kind of bikini pics that will land her a new gig fast, breaking free from being type cast as the girl from the shitty show like the man-faced one who got her fired, and nothing but hot bodied, round ass nudity, is gonna come from this delicate flower…who probably isn’t so delicate…since of seen pics of her Fiance’s dick from years ago and that motherfucker probably slaughtered her ass…even though she looks like she bounced back fine from it…kinda like giving birth or something…but with more thong bikini and breast implants…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Naya Rivera was fired from Glee because the man-faced one didn’t like how hot she was…but I do… I’ve been following these bikini pics of her the last couple of days and I think they are great. The kind of bikini pics that will land her a new gig fast, breaking free from being type cast as the girl from the shitty show like the man-faced one who got her fired, and nothing but hot bodied, round ass nudity, is gonna come from this delicate flower…who probably isn’t so delicate…since of seen pics of her Fiance’s dick from years ago and that motherfucker probably slaughtered her ass…even though she looks like she bounced back fine from it…kinda like giving birth or something…but with more thong bikini and breast implants…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Some folks are into some REAL wild isht in the bedroom! Virginia Couple Seeks Pat Robertson Imitator To Preach During Sex Check out this ad we freaky-deekey ad we found on Craigslist… Via Craigslist Both male and female late 40′s seek adventurous couple for fun times. We seek another couple for a night of fun so we can check off another on our bucket list. We would like the man to dress up and play the part of Pat Robertson and the female to wear a tight blue dress and act like she is a sales spokesperson on Home Shopping channel. My husband I would be nekkid and making love in our bed all the while Pat Robertson will be constantly attempting to save our souls and the female to have ongoing dialogue trying to sell us an Ab Rocket in 3 easy payments. We are open to possibly videoing the event as long as each of you sign a disclaimer. Please place the word “damnation” as subject line. What. The. Fawk?! Image via YouTube
Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…
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