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Uhhhh: Gwyneth Paltrow Says That The Man Who Used To Have Sex With Her Is “Like A Brother” [Video]

Image via Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for J/P Haitian Relief Organization Gwyneth Paltrow Says Chris Martin Is Like A Brother To Her Now Nah. THAT’S not weird af . During a recent interview on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”, Gwyneth Paltrow said that her ex-husband, Chris Martin, to a…”brother”. Yeah, naw.

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Uhhhh: Gwyneth Paltrow Says That The Man Who Used To Have Sex With Her Is “Like A Brother” [Video]

Coldplay’s Piano Cover Of ‘Crawling’ Is A Perfect Chester Bennington Tribute

Linkin Park’s trademark track ‘Crawling’ gets the piano treatment courtesy of Chris Martin, Coldplay, and their tribute for Chester Bennington.

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Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a monster…some Frankenstein shit..put together in the pool house turned Plastic Surgery office where her dad got his pussy built…because some dads build old classic cars in the garage, other dads build furniture, some dads fuck the mistress in the garage, while her dad, or who we assume is her dad but who probably isn’t because she’s a Kim Klone, made from Kim DNA, gets his dick folded inside out to match his tits…weird… Well, turns out his daughter’s got TITS of her own and she’s showing them in a magazine… The post Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me…. They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits… Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later…. Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids…. Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance… I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated…. She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass… I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something…. Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting. She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic. She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side… Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes… The post Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out… You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares… The post Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fifth Harmony Are Already Planning Their Third Album

Fifth Harmony just confirmed that they’re about to start working on their third album.

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Chris Martin Made This Coldplay Fan’s Proposal Super Awkward

Chris Martin hilariously botched a Coldplay fan’s mid-concert proposal.

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Frank Ocean Pulls Back The Curtain On Endless

The video stream leading up to his latest album asked us to sit with music’s invisible labor.

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