Because the only thing better than one booty is a whole bunch of them, here’s Jasmine Tookes and eight of her hot friends celebrating what I’m guessing is a bachelorette party by getting in matching swimsuits and giving themselves wedgies for the camera. And don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Jasmine’s the one getting married. I just double-checked and she’s still single, which means yours truly has still got a shot. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd , AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.
I know some of you guys probably think I call Alexis Ren here my favorite Insta-hottie just because I’m trying to score a date with her. And that’s just not true. I’d also settle for a few personalized booty shots sent to my inbox… But until that magical day finally comes, I guess I’ll just have to make do with another round of her pants-melting Instagram shots. It’s tough, but I think I’ll manage.
Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did…. I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out. I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school.. I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been calling Sara Sampaio one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret models lately. And it’s because of killer photoshoots like this one, with Sara modelling some seriously sexy lingerie on the beach. So if Sara keeps this up (and starts returning my sexts and tweets), she’s got a real shot at becoming one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models of all-time! Your call, Sara. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I know that just because I’m a blogger, you guys probably think I’m some kind of romance-hating cynic, but it’s not true. Us bloggers just get a bad rap. So I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk at the beach with her new boyfriend, whose dad is apparently some British businessman worth $5.2 billion. I mean, c’mon, a hot model and a billionaire’s son? I know true love when I see it. That’s one lucky guy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
There are going to be so many guest stars on Empire‘s second season, you’d probably think you’re watching Hollywood Squares. And we’re not complaining! The latest to…
I know that you guys probably think that all us bloggers are just cynical assholes who live in our parents’ basements, but believe it or not, I’m something of a hopeless romantic. For instance, see this massive set of bikini pictures from Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio ? It’s enough to melt my cold blogger heart. Or at least my pants region. Either way, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. Enjoy. » view all 72 photos
Gallery Of Hot Southern Celebrities They say women from the south are the finest, thickest in the country. Men in other parts of the country travel to the south all the time to see the hottest ladies south of the Mason/Dixon line. We know you probably think your region has the hottest women, so don’t worry, we’ll show you some love. But for now we’ll take a look at 10 southern belles that have stolen our hearts.
I always knew that NIKKI COX HAD A JACKED UP FACE ….but it was never this bad….she went fucking nuts But I never hate on insecure girls who feel the need to get plastic surgery so fucking hard that it fucks up their faces, making them look like fucking clowns….the sick thing is not how bad it looks but that they probably think it looks good everytime they look in the mirror….like that their doc is an artist….maybe cuz they spent all that money on it but probably cuz they aren’t fucking normal to go this extreme….. I know…how can they leave the house looking like this….it makes no sense….how can they feel hot or act hot looking like this….but I still feel like it is an important part of our culture, cuz it makes absolutely no sense, yet all these fucking women do it every fucking day, and I even see it in my daily life, and I’m not surrounded by hollywood pussy…it just looks so fucking stupid…like a cartoon character….a cartoon character I want to cum all over….just because I know the bitches can’t close their eyes…. Either way, the good news is that I think she’s rocking a see through shirt… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
