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Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day

I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too… The post Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Borat’s Deleted Porno Scene

I don’t know why Sacha Baron Cohen deleted this scene from Borat, but I would have loved to have seen it.

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Dakota Fanning Looks Like A Crazy Person In V Magazine

I’m all for Dakota Fanning doing more modeling and fewer movies — I’ve been calling for her to start living up to her hottie potential for a while now. But this shot of her looking like a psycho Cirque de Soleil reject for V Magazine isn’t exactly what I had in mind… I meant bikinis and lingerie shoots, not whatever the hell we’re calling this.

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Sara Sampaio’s Booty In A Bikini

In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been calling  Sara Sampaio one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret models lately. And it’s because of killer photoshoots like this one, with Sara modelling some seriously sexy lingerie on the beach. So if Sara keeps this up (and starts returning my sexts and tweets), she’s got a real shot at becoming one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models of all-time! Your call, Sara. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Don’t call it Cajun: Porsche Macan is the name of the brand’s new small SUV (w/ Poll)

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For a while now, we’ve been calling the upcoming fifth model in Porsche’s lineup the ‘Cajun,’ Well, it’s not going to be called that, as Porsche confirmed today. Porsche’s new small SUV model will be called the ‘Macan’ – a name derived from the Indonesian word for tiger and combines suppleness, power, fascination and dynamics – Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : eGMCarTech Discovery Date : 16/02/2012 11:04 Number of articles : 2

Don’t call it Cajun: Porsche Macan is the name of the brand’s new small SUV (w/ Poll)

Katherine Heigl’s Double Chin of the Day

I’ve been calling Katherine Heigl a fat pig of a woman who doesn’t deserve any fame, attention, or jobs unless she’s working the cash at Walmart since I first found out who Katherine Heigl was….I would get backlash from people, who I guess were Grey’s Anatomy fans, saying how sick I was and how beautiful she was and how great her tits were, not knowing it was all diversion from her actual sloppy self and all I gotta say is that this double chin don’t lie….she’s fat, I’m always right, fuck you. Stop masturbating and make something of your life. Loser.

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Bold? Courageous? How about a budget that just works?

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The country is on fire, and no one is brave enough to fight it. Then, out of nowhere, into the breech goes our hero, Paul Ryan. He’s bold. He’s brash, and all he’s got is a bucket. What a let down when everyone realizes the bucket is full of gasoline. Enter the people’s champion, Congressional Progressive Caucus (CPC) leader Keith Ellison. The progressive movement has been calling out for a hero…. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : MN Progressive Project Discovery Date : 15/04/2011 20:45 Number of articles : 2

Bold? Courageous? How about a budget that just works?