Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…
I know I’ve been hyping Romee Strijd as the next great Victoria’s Secret supermodel for a while now. But if she really wants to take over Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s top spot if/when she finally retires Romee’s going to have to do better than this. Don’t get me wrong, this Harper’s Bazaar spread is nice and classy sexy, but the people don’t want classy, we want more of this .
Because the only thing better than one booty is a whole bunch of them, here’s Jasmine Tookes and eight of her hot friends celebrating what I’m guessing is a bachelorette party by getting in matching swimsuits and giving themselves wedgies for the camera. And don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Jasmine’s the one getting married. I just double-checked and she’s still single, which means yours truly has still got a shot. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd , AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.
For years now, I’ve been saying that Victoria’s Secret needs to start getting ready for life after Alessandra Ambrosio (assuming she ever actually retires and doesn’t just stay a supermodel MILF forever). And I’d like to nominate Romee Strijd here for if/when that finally happens. I mean, just look at her. She’s got it all: she’s blonde, she’s busty, she’s got legs for days (or at least 30-45 seconds). I think I’m in love. The Little Tuna definitely is, anyway.
This is my new favorite supermodel and her name is Romee Strijd . Here she is for LOVE Advent’s Christmas video series and I believe this is by far the best one. I know I said Alexis Ren’s was , but Romee and her dumbbell routine literally blew my pants off. So fellas, get ready to get pumped up. » view all 23 photos
Romee Strijd is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated, in an adults playing games like kids, a little make-belief, while other adults feed their egos and tell them how good they look, even though under all logical obvservation….they don’t stand a fucking chance…yet they keep going and going…because their EGOS are deluded and they believe….that there is more in the world for them….and the world just needs to see them to buy in…even though the world doesn’t really care…but yes…fat chicks can get famous, skinny chicks can get famous, tattoo chicks can get famous…it’s all how you angle it…and people are morons and will believe what you tell them… But I prefer actual models you know, the girls that some dude or company created to promote product so that my brain doesn’t need to process if they are hot or not, it is just generally accepted as hot…and my lazy mind likes that….otherwise I’d be lost and confused…now tell me what to buy media…TELL ME! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Romee Strijd Nipples for Fashion Shows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know whose “bright” idea it was to have Romee Strijd , AKA one of the world’s best bikini models, do a beach photoshoot where she’s mostly covered up in some oversized sweater, but whoever it was, they should be fired immediately. And replaced by me, naturally. Don’t laugh. I’ve got some great photoshoot ideas. Granted, they mostly involve trampolines and hand-bras, but hey, don’t knock it until you try it.
Romee Strijd walks more than just the Victoria’s Secret fashion show / informercial…because she’s a promo model… She always walks the fine line of “is she a model” or “is she a hooker”…..at least in this very revealing outfit, all made up like she’s out to get paid to suck dick…. But I guess that’s a philosophical question worth answering…is being a model hooking, since the sex that comes with modeling is usually free – or for rent or jobs….or is being a model an empowering job using your body to reach your dreams without getting fucked…. Who knows, or cares, just remember summer is coming and more girls, everyday girls, non hooker girls, will be dressed like this…and that in and of itself…is lovely…but then again…I like hookers and sex workers on all parts of the spectrum. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE Other VS Hookers in the COACHELLA FESTIVAL VENUE… Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt at Coachella of the Day Sara Sampaio’s Sucking Popsicle of the Day TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Romee Strijd VS Model for Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve always been a big fan of Romee Strijd , even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model out there. But I don’t think I ever knew that she had a second gig as a professional Instagram model too. Anyway, here’s some of the highlights from checking out her profile , and just in case the whole lingerie model thing doesn’t work out, it’s good to know that Romee has something to fall back on. Continue reading →