As you know there are a bunch of young celebs who all look the same. I’ve mentioned it before, but Dove Cameron is by far the cutest of this breed. And not to mention has an awesome rack. Damn! Those things are plentiful. Now if only she can not take pictures without the douche. Come on! We don’t need to see that.
John Mayer is a douchebag. Everyone knows this. According to country music bigshot Shooter Jennings, he’s more than that. He’s “King Douche,” and the reasons for that are abundant. He writes on Twitter: “I love how the ‘neil young of our generation’ self-naming king douche grows his hair out + buys a place in Montana just to do [Rolling Stone] article.” “Claims he’s ‘done w hollywood game’ and has ‘roots’ and then immediately cuts hair, goes back to hollywood clubs + starts banging Katy Perry .” It’s true, he did return to his douche “roots” awfully quick. “And don’t anybody say he’s a great guitar player,” he adds. “Gary Clark Jr & [Lukas Nelson] wipes their asses with this dude. That’s enough, John Mayer.” Shooter, a powerful country music DJ and the son of the late Waylon Jennings, does not have any personal beef with Mayer that we’re aware of. Just felt like going off on him. We can sympathize. He later apologized … for $h!t talking. Not to Mayer specifically, but for flying off the handle after reading the narcissistic drivel in Rolling Stone .
If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these shots of her running around on the beach in her sexy little bikini I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.
I don’t normally post pictures of Katherine Heigl on the site, I don’t really find her all that great, there’s just something about her that rubs me the wrong way, but I found these shots of her heading to the gym in some tight spandex so I figured why not. I think I might be spoiled by all the Miley Cyrus workout pictures I’ve been seeing for the last few weeks because all I’m seeing in these shots is a sloppy booty/thigh area. Damn you nineteen year olds, you’ve ruined everything!
I don’t watch the show, for obvious testicle related reasons, but is Maria Menounos still on Dancing With The Stars ? You know what, I don’t even care all that much. Here she is lounging by the pool in her sexy green bikini looking all hot and bothered and amazing. Those little melons look ripe for the picking. I’m not pleased with the douche getting all up close and personal and touchy feely with my Greek goddess, but I’m sure she’ll find a way to make it up to me. I’m thinking… Twitter bikini picture in a sombrero.
Here’s Miranda Kerr looking amazing at some event. My only complaint is that her dress is a dress and not lingerie. Someone needs a new stylist. Call me.
Megan Fox hasn’t been seen in a while, at last not by this guy, so I’m a little annoyed with these shots. I’m alright with women dressing down every now and again, sort of, but this head to toe sweatsuit get up just isn’t cool. This looks like someone who’s re-doing their bathroom, not a big time celebrity. Where’s the cleavage or the really tight pants that nobody else in the world can get away with wearing? What a let down. I blame her douche husband for this.
When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.
Obviously the MTV EMA’s were last night and the sexy little Selena Gomez was there, probably with that Bieber douche lurking somewhere nearby. Here she is strutting her stuff on the red or pinkish carpet in her, I want to say evening gown, but I don’t think that applies. She looks like she’s wearing a figure skating costume. I kind of like it. I want to see her do a Russian split jump. Hot. more pictures of Selena Gomez here
I don’t know what it is that hottie Jayde Nicole does these days, probably some rich dude, but she keeps getting invited to parties so who cares. Here she is in her sexy little black dress giving us a good look at that tight Playboy body of hers. Who’s the douche with his greasy paws all over her and how can I become THAT guy? I look great in stupid looking sweaters.