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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Bikini Tweets

If you haven’t noticed, it’s kind of a slow news day in the world of celebrity funbags. You’d think now that it’s April, everybody would either be at the beach or on the red carpet, but I guess not. So I figured I’d do what I always do when things get slow: creep Sara Jean Underwood ‘s Twitter. The only difference is this time I decided to share the two sweet bikini pictures I found. Enjoy. Related Articles: Jayde Nicole Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Bikini Tweets

Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Bikini Tweets

If you haven’t noticed, it’s kind of a slow news day in the world of celebrity funbags. You’d think now that it’s April, everybody would either be at the beach or on the red carpet, but I guess not. So I figured I’d do what I always do when things get slow: creep Sara Jean Underwood ‘s Twitter. The only difference is this time I decided to share the two sweet bikini pictures I found. Enjoy. Related Articles: Jayde Nicole Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Bikini Tweets

Jessica-Jane Clement Knows How To Dress

It’s a little weird to see Jessica-Jane Clement in something other than lingerie, but I’m rolling with it anyway because I’m a pro like that. So what if her dress isn’t as revealing as I’d like, it’s still tight in all the right places. And thanks to my photographic memory, I can fill in the gaps. Of course, I wouldn’t say no if Jessica-Jane wanted to give me a quick refresher. Call me. Related Articles: Jessica Jane Clement Picture Moment Jessica Jane Clement Is Awesome Jessica-Jane Clement Breasts Are Perfection Jessica-Jane Clement Is Too Hot For Meo Photos: WENN.com

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Kaki West Gives Me An Early Birthday Gift

It’s my future ex-wife Kaki West ‘s birthday today, and to celebrate she sent me these pictures. It also happens to be my birthday Thursday, so it’s like Kaki is giving me a birthday present too. Don’t you love it when people get you a gift you both can share? Anyway, I wonder if she’ll let me unwrap it early. I’ve never been good at waiting. Related Articles: Meet My Future Ex-Wife Kaki West Kaki West’s Works It Good! Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures

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Shawn Johnson Is A Tiny Little Dancer

Here`s tiny little package and former Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson heading to practice for the upcoming season of ‘Dancing With The Stars’. I`ve always found Shawn to be somewhat cute. Cute, in the way that I`d like to have her sit on my lap and give her horsy rides. Not sure about her dancing skills, but knowing that she has a gold medal in the balance beam I`m sure those thick muscular legs will be able to hold their own.

Jessica-Jane Clement Drops A Cleavage Bomb

Were you looking for some big tanned cleavage today? I thought so. Here’s Jessica-Jane Clement dropping one hell of a cleavage bomb at some party last night. I don’t normally like my women to wear this much makeup, unless they’re strippers of course, but I can look past that with this hottie.

Selena Gomez Works A See Through Top

Most of you might be a little annoyed with me for calling these shots of Selena Gomez “see through”, but technically that top is sheer enough for someone close enough and in the right light to see through. Alright, I’m grasping at straws here, but what do you want me to call this crap? Boring pictures of Selena Gomez walking down the street? It just doesn’t have the same pop. Anyhow, I can kind of see a little bit of her belly through the thing so I’m keeping it. Deal with it.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Sex Swing

Sara Jean Underwood really seems to know how to get my attention, the chick is just sexy and likes to show off her amazingly tight body any chances she gets. Here she is at home trying out her sex swing. Wait, what? I get that she’s just joking around and showing off for the Twitter camera, but what I’m getting out of this -aside from a massive erection of course- is that Sara Jean Underwood owns a sex swing. Awesome. When can I come over? I’ll bring a box of wine and some water pistols filled with baby oil.

Sara Jean Underwood: Attack Of The Nerds

I’m going to go ahead and assume that Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood went to Comic-Con the other day. Judging from this Twitter picture, I think that’s a fair assumption. I can’t tell if these nerds are male or female under those creepy costumes, but I bet their are a couple of nerd boners in there. How could there not be, the chick is hot as hell, I’d dress up in a stupid looking nerd costume if it meant I could rub myself up against her. Call me.

Jessica-Jane Clement Gets All Dressed Up

It’s pretty rare that I get shots of Jessica-Jane Clement fully dressed, I’m not sure I like it. I mean she looks good and all, she’s a professional hottie you know, but she just looks so much better without her clothes on. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t like to spend some quality time locked in a hotel room with her, but you know. There’s just something about chicks with cheesy stripper tattoos and a penchant for posing in little bikinis that I enjoy.