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Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife  Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

Debbie St.Pierre’s Booty Just Blew My Mind

Meet my future ex-wife Debbie St.Pierre . We’re in love. She just doesn’t know it yet.

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Debbie St.Pierre’s Booty Just Blew My Mind

Emily DiDonato’s Hotness Makes An Appearance

It seems like I always forget where I know Emily DiDonato from, it’s hard to keep all the hot models I post straight. Hell, I already have a hard enough time remembering my own name when I see girls this drop-dead sexy. Anyway, according to my files, supposedly Emily’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. But I’m pretty sure I have to update that to make her a future ex-wife after this latest beach shoot she did. Because if I don’t, I’m sure somebody else will. » view all 17 photos

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Cassandra Dawn Is The Hottest on Instagram!

Once again, we’ve got some new Instagram pics of my future ex-wife Cassandra Dawn . I follow Cassandra’s every movement and try to save every picture she posts because I think she’s the hottest chick on social media. Well, technically her and her sister Jackie are since they are twins. Anyway, be prepared for more updates in the near future because as long as Cass keeps updating, I’ll keep publishing them on Hollywood Tuna.

Rosalind Lipsett In Frankie’s Bikinis Will Make You Melt

Looks like Spring Break came a little early this year, and it’s just in time too, because in case those Ashley Tisdale pictures didn’t do the trick and you still need some more warming up today, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because just when I thought my favorite Irish model and future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett couldn’t possibly get any hotter , these pictures of her wearing a super-sexy bikini from Frankie’s Bikinis are melting my pants faster than that popsicle she’s got. And you know, I think I’ve decided where I want to go for Spring Break this year: wherever Rosalind is going to be. Yow. *Check out Rosalind’s Instagram here » view all 13 photos Photos : TheHeadHuntr

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Nikki Leigh Does Rukus Magazine Good

I guess somebody else out there likes my future ex-wife Nikki Leigh (almost) as much as I do, because apparently Rukus Magazine   named her their “Girl of the Year” for 2013. You might think I’d be jealous, but I’m not possessive like that, especially not when it results in bikini photoshoot this hot. If anything, I should be thanking these guys for helping Nikki’s career like this. After all, somebody’s got to be the breadwinner in our future ex-family. And it’s definitely not going to be the guy bringing home the blogger’s salary.

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Nikki Leigh Does Rukus Magazine Good

Nikki Leigh Does Rukus Magazine Good

I guess somebody else out there likes my future ex-wife Nikki Leigh (almost) as much as I do, because apparently Rukus Magazine   named her their “Girl of the Year” for 2013. You might think I’d be jealous, but I’m not possessive like that, especially not when it results in bikini photoshoot this hot. If anything, I should be thanking these guys for helping Nikki’s career like this. After all, somebody’s got to be the breadwinner in our future ex-family. And it’s definitely not going to be the guy bringing home the blogger’s salary.

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Carla Ossa Belongs In Lingerie

As you can see, Carla Ossa here is one seriously hot lingerie model, but if the Colombian hottie really wants to take her career to the next level and become a future ex-wife of yours truly, she’s going to need to hit a few more boxes on my personal checklist. First, she has to keep doing more sexy lingerie shoots like this, then I’m going to need to ask her a few questions about kids, religion, divorce, politics, and where she sees herself in 5 years, and then finally, she has to meet my mom. Actually, I’m just kidding. All it takes is the lingerie pictures thing. So get to work, Carla, and we can have this whole thing settled by the end of the month. » view all 15 photos

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