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More Nikki Leigh Bikini Pictures

Since I know you guys are huge fans of my future ex-wife Nikki Leigh , here are some more pictures of her showing off her ridiculously tight body in a bikini. I’m glad that Nikki and I haven’t met in person yet, because I’m a religious man and don’t think that I’d be able to wait until we’re married to consummate our love for each other. That said, my mother is planning the nuptials as we speak, and all my readers are invited. I can’t speak on the future Mrs. Tuna’s behalf, but I’m sure she’s extremely excited!

Tamara And Petra Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

For a while there, I was pretty upset to learn that Tamara Ecclestone got married , but I’m finally starting to come around. Because even though my dreams of making her my future ex-wife have taken a hit, it obviously doesn’t mean we’ve seen the last of those million dollar funbags of hers. Case in point, here she is with her MILF sister Petra Ecclestone in bikinis. So even though Tamara’s married now, I’m glad to see nothing else has changed. Photos: Fameflynet

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WTF! Miss Alabama Did Not Win The Miss USA Pageant!

As you guys know I crowned Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord the winner of the 2013 Miss USA pageant. Unfortunately, she came up a little short last night and was the runner up. I don’t know what the judges were smoking but shame on them for not having perfect taste like me. They chose Miss Connecticut’s Erin Brady. I’ll admit that she’s cute, but she doesn’t rock my world like my future ex-wife Miss Alabama. Seriously, check out the video below and try to pay attention to what Mary’s saying. You can’t because she’s just too hot. Perhaps the judges were affected by her beauty too and that’s what costed her the title. Poor girl. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m there for her.

Miranda Kerr Is The Best Dressed

I think Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake in letting Miranda Kerr go because as you can see from these pictures of her at the MET Gala, she is still one of the hottest pieces in the business. Also, by far the best dressed of the evening. However, I do see a flaw in her outfit. They forgot to cut out the material that covers her breasts. It looks out of place. Wouldn’t you agree?

Zendaya In Leggings Is Trouble

Look away! It’s only a 16 year old going to a Dancing With The Stars rehearsal. Nothing to see here.

Xenia Deli Forgot To Wear Her Underwear

Let me first start off by saying that Xenia Deli is probably the hottest girl I’ve ever seen. That said, here she is out for lunch with her puppy and her pussy. And when I say pussy, I’m not talking about the cute cuddly kind. I’m talking about what might be the most heavenly place on earth. A place that I’d love to visit each and every day if I had the opportunity. Anyway, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, just move alone. For those of you who do, well, I’m sorry I blurred out the images, but I don’t want all of you to look at my future ex-wife’s love box. That’s for my eyes only.

Miranda Kerr Does Mango Good!

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Miranda Kerr , which is way too long if you ask me. So here she is in a photoshoot for Mango looking her usual awesome supermodel self. And while I’m obviously digging the outfits here because Miranda would look good wearing just about anything, I can’t be the only one who was hoping that their “spring collection” included crotchless shorts and handbras, right? » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

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Miranda Kerr Does Mango Good!

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Miranda Kerr , which is way too long if you ask me. So here she is in a photoshoot for Mango looking her usual awesome supermodel self. And while I’m obviously digging the outfits here because Miranda would look good wearing just about anything, I can’t be the only one who was hoping that their “spring collection” included crotchless shorts and handbras, right? » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

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Kaki West Gives Me An Early Birthday Gift

It’s my future ex-wife Kaki West ‘s birthday today, and to celebrate she sent me these pictures. It also happens to be my birthday Thursday, so it’s like Kaki is giving me a birthday present too. Don’t you love it when people get you a gift you both can share? Anyway, I wonder if she’ll let me unwrap it early. I’ve never been good at waiting. Related Articles: Meet My Future Ex-Wife Kaki West Kaki West’s Works It Good! Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures

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Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.