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Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on model Karrueche Tran before, but it looks like she’s figured out the best way to get my attention: put on a bikini and head to the beach. Works every time. After looking her up, I found out that Karrueche dated that douche Chris Brown after Rihanna , which means in addition to a solid bikini body, she’s also got some pretty bad judgement. Sounds like we’re made for each other. Quick, somebody get me her number before some other degenerate finds it. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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WTF! Miss Alabama Did Not Win The Miss USA Pageant!

As you guys know I crowned Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord the winner of the 2013 Miss USA pageant. Unfortunately, she came up a little short last night and was the runner up. I don’t know what the judges were smoking but shame on them for not having perfect taste like me. They chose Miss Connecticut’s Erin Brady. I’ll admit that she’s cute, but she doesn’t rock my world like my future ex-wife Miss Alabama. Seriously, check out the video below and try to pay attention to what Mary’s saying. You can’t because she’s just too hot. Perhaps the judges were affected by her beauty too and that’s what costed her the title. Poor girl. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m there for her.