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Alessandra Ambrosio Belongs In A Bikini

I’ve got some good news for all you perverts out there today: Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation with her family in Hawaii, which means it’s time for more bikini pictures from everybody’s favorite MILF. Anyway, I’m no scientist, but considering how smoking hot Alessandra’s looking here, I’m kind of surprised that shaved ice she’s got didn’t immediately melt on contact. Because I’m feeling pretty overheated myself just from looking at these pictures. Quick, somebody get me an ice pack, stat. Photos: Fameflynet

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Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Belly Show

I know a lot of people like to make fun of Audrina Patridge , myself included, but I still love her. Especially when she goes out showing off her sexy belly like this. I’m not sure what lame event Audrina’s headed to here, but I’d like to invite her to something much cooler: the official after-party in my bedroom. Quick, somebody get me a red carpet and a few paparazzi, and I’ll tell my mom to get lost for a couple hours. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Selena Gomez Needs Lessons From Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez performed live at something called the 103.3 AMP Radio Birthday Bash the other day, and as much as I love Selena, I think we need to set her up with a mentor or something, because her act needs work. I mean, I’m not seeing any thrusting or bending over at all, two things Selena’s gonna need to learn if she wants to be taken seriously as an artist. Quick, somebody get Miley Cyrus over here to teach Selena how to twerk . Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: Fameflynet

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Selena Gomez Needs Lessons From Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez performed live at something called the 103.3 AMP Radio Birthday Bash the other day, and as much as I love Selena, I think we need to set her up with a mentor or something, because her act needs work. I mean, I’m not seeing any thrusting or bending over at all, two things Selena’s gonna need to learn if she wants to be taken seriously as an artist. Quick, somebody get Miley Cyrus over here to teach Selena how to twerk . Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: Fameflynet

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Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on model Karrueche Tran before, but it looks like she’s figured out the best way to get my attention: put on a bikini and head to the beach. Works every time. After looking her up, I found out that Karrueche dated that douche Chris Brown after Rihanna , which means in addition to a solid bikini body, she’s also got some pretty bad judgement. Sounds like we’re made for each other. Quick, somebody get me her number before some other degenerate finds it. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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A Supervillain Needs To Steal Emma Stone Clothes

We don’t get that many pictures of Emma Stone on the site, but it’s still weird to see the ginger cutie without her trademark red hair. Apparently she’s blonde because she’s currently filming The Amazing Spider-Man 2 , which I’m pretty sure is the 11th Spider-Man movie they’ve made in the last 5 years. But hey, as long as it means Emma in a short skirt, I’m all for it. Next time though, I hope they work in a way to get Emma in something slightly more revealing. Maybe Spider-Man can fight a supervillain who steals all of Emma Stone’s clothes. I’m telling you, Hollywood could use an idea man like me. Quick, somebody get me an agent. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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