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As you guys know I crowned Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord the winner of the 2013 Miss USA pageant. Unfortunately, she came up a little short last night and was the runner up. I don’t know what the judges were smoking but shame on them for not having perfect taste like me. They chose Miss Connecticut’s Erin Brady. I’ll admit that she’s cute, but she doesn’t rock my world like my future ex-wife Miss Alabama. Seriously, check out the video below and try to pay attention to what Mary’s saying. You can’t because she’s just too hot. Perhaps the judges were affected by her beauty too and that’s what costed her the title. Poor girl. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m there for her.