I guess somebody else out there likes my future ex-wife Nikki Leigh (almost) as much as I do, because apparently Rukus Magazine named her their “Girl of the Year” for 2013. You might think I’d be jealous, but I’m not possessive like that, especially not when it results in bikini photoshoot this hot. If anything, I should be thanking these guys for helping Nikki’s career like this. After all, somebody’s got to be the breadwinner in our future ex-family. And it’s definitely not going to be the guy bringing home the blogger’s salary.
Snooki admits she had feelings for Vinny Guadagnino on Jersey Shore . This is not surprising to those of us who have watched the show since the beginning, but also not something she likes to be reminded about in retrospect. On tonight’s new episode, Snooki, who’s still with Jionni LaValle , wishes she hadn’t professed her love for Guadagnino during a raucous club outing. “I’m embarrassed. F–k my life,” Snooki says. “I like him, but it’s not a good look for me to start to have feelings [as] he’s bringing home all these girls.” “He tells me he’s not going to bring anyone else back home so we can cuddle and then he brings somebody home. It just makes me look stupid.” Though their romance didn’t pan out, all is not lost. At least she got it in at least once, ended up with another boyfriend, and is on the cover of Rolling Stone for some reason. Yes, really. She’s on it. Freaking Snooki. That’s all we have to say.
Beyonce Knowles is no stranger to hard work! After bringing home the Grammy’s , the singer is down in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil shaking what the good Lord gave her for a photo shoot. The Single Ladies and Single Men will be seeing the lovely lady during her I Am tour.
I am pretty sure that this is some straight to DVD bullshit movie, but I’m not going to bother looking it up to find out, because I have the clips of the only scenes of value in the movie because they feature nude chicks and not shitty script and cheesy storylines…. I am the kind of guy who spent the entire year when I was 15 working a videostore and bringing home VHS tapes based on the nudity rating. I didn’t care what the fuck shit was about, all I needed was fast forward and pause and ideally a remote control to get off, and I guess not that much has changed
