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Oh God No….of the Day

Here’s some Katy Perry in a bathing suit…looking exactly like I’d expect Katy Perry to look in a bikini…which is pretty fucking vile…not surprising since she’s consistently been disgusting since her career took off…sure some of you fucking pervert weirdos fell into her marketing lie and loved her tits…but you’re all fucking idiots influenced by the media and pop culture who should be taken out back and shot for making people like this think they are hot…or a thing…when they are disgusting. That bottom half is seriously mom at a resort who never wears a bathing suit but is trying cuz they saved all year for this trip…..only katy Perry is rich and has no fucking excuse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Oh God No….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top Ten Naked New Mexico Natives

New Mexico is known as the “Land of Enchantment,” so it’s not surprising that so many enchanting beauties were born there! As the dog days of summer drag along, chill out with these ten babes that have bared their bods on film! These are our Top Ten Naked New Mexico Natives!… read more

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Pippa Middleton vs. Kate Middleton: Who Wore Her Wedding Dress Better?

On May 20, 2017, Pippa Middleton married James Matthews . On April 29, 2011, Kate Middleton married Prince William . Both occasions were marked by intense interest from the public… the gathering of Royal Family members from near and far… ridiculously lavish receptions… … and lots of talk over the sisters’ chosen wedding dresses. And we mean LOTS. OF. TALK. You’d think these wedding dresses had solved the problem of world poverty or something, based on the way everyone on the Internet discussed them, debated them and analyzed every inch of fabric that comprised them. But that’s just what happens when you combine the world’s most famous set of relatives with one of the world’s most popular industries. Royal weddings equal royal fascination. And also a royal debate: Which of these sisters actually looked best on her big day? Let’s break down each gown before turning this question over to you, our dear reader… PIPPA donned a lace dress designed by Giles Deacon. It featured a high neck and capped sleeves molded to her torso, along with a full (but not stuffed) skirt. The younger Middleton sister accessorised her bridal outfit with a Maidenhair fern tiara by Robinson Pelham and satin pumps with pearl detailing by Manolo Blahnik. She looked amazing. For her “something old”, meanwhile, Pippa rocked the same Robinson Pelham pearl earrings that graced her lobes for Kate’s wedding in 2011. Which brings us to Kate’s wedding in 2011. It was designed by Sarah Burton, the creative director of the luxury fashion house Alexander McQueen. The ivory satin bodice was padded slightly at the hips and narrowed at the waist, incorporating floral motifs. When Kate turned around, fans were left in awe at the 58 buttons of gazer and organza, which fastened via rouleau loops. Sources at the time said that Burton used traditional Carrickmacross craftsmanship in making the ivory gown, a technique that dates back to the 1800s; this was meant to represent “something old.” The skirt was crafted with white satin gazar arches and pleats to echo an opening flower. From the hand-cut Chantilly lace of the sleeves to the lace applique on the bodice and the individual lace roses, the attention to detail on this dress was nearly unparalleled in wedding history. It makes sense. Kate was actually marrying  into  the Royal Family. These was the most-watching nuptials of all-time. Therefore, Pippa didn’t have the same standard to meet when marrying James Matthews. That’s important to keep in mind here. This fine-assed beauty was still the center of the world’s attention on Saturday morning, but she didn’t face the same sort of societal expectations as her sister when it came to her dress. So there’s some background on the iconic ensembles for you. Now it’s time to end the preamble and get to the pressing question on everyone’s mind at the moment. You’ve seen both dresses. You’ve marveled over both brides. You’ve been given ample time to determine your preference. Let’s do this: PIPPA OR KATE: WHO WORE IT BETTER? Fashion Face-Off! Pippa! Click Here To Vote for Pippa! Kate! Click Here To Vote for Kate! It’s a sisterly showdown! Vote on who you think wore her wedding gown better, Pippa or Kate Middleton? View Poll »

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Bill Cosby: Pretending to Be Blind as Rape Trial Begins?

This morning in Philadelphia, jury selection began in the Bill Cosby sexual assault trial . While more than 50 women have accused Cosby of sexual misconduct, the comedy legend will only face charges in connection with the alleged sexual assault of Andrea Constand . All of the other accusations fall outside of the statute of limitations, and so, while he may still be liable in civil cases, Cosby will never face criminal charges for any of them. Constand claims that she was drugged and raped by Cosby in 2004 following an event at Temple University. While the trial isn't scheduled to begin until June 5, jury selection got underway today, and Cosby was on hand to watch his lawyers try and find 12 people who might be sympathetic to his case. That certainly won't be an easy feat, and it looks like Cosby might be pulling out all the stops in order to prove that he's worthy of pity. The video below shows Cosby arriving at the courthouse, and many have noted that he appears to be suffering from impaired vision. Of course, many have also noted that the 79-year-old easily maneuvered his way around a garbage can that was obstructing his path. The theory circulating on social media at the moment is that Cosby is merely pretending to be blind, so that jurors will be less hesitant to send him to prison. That seems unlikely, but it's not surprising that Cosby is doing everything in his power to garner sympathy. The former sitcom star faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted.

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Ireland Baldwin: Topless and Tattooed on Instagram

Remember Ireland Baldwin?  The daughter of actor/madman Alec Baldwin was a “thing” on social media for a while, thanks in no small part to photos like this: Last year, Ireland went to rehab for what she described as emotional issues. Sources say that after a number of unsettling episodes, she recovered nicely, but only after being harassed by Andy Dick , which is literally the worst thing that can happen to a person. With dudes like Alec and Andy in her life, it’s not surprising that Ireland was all set on the human race for a while. So she stopped posing and posting on social media for several months, much to the chagrin of pervs everywhere. So you can imagine our surprise to this racy pic of Ms. Baldwin making the rounds online today: Yes, Northern Ireland is as beautiful as we’d imagined. She’s still rocking the same shade of brunette  as the last time we saw her. But we’re pretty sure the bunny ears are new. As you can see, Ireland appears to be backstage somewhere. We wish we had more information than that, but this thing is floating around sans caption. The best we can do is take a shot in the dark and assume, based on her Aladdin Sane tatt, that she’s starring some sort of topless Playboy bunny David Bowie revue. Aw, now we’re all depressed that that’s probably not a thing that will ever exist.

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Ireland Baldwin: Topless and Tattooed on Instagram

Ireland Baldwin: Topless and Tattooed on Instagram

Remember Ireland Baldwin?  The daughter of actor/madman Alec Baldwin was a “thing” on social media for a while, thanks in no small part to photos like this: Last year, Ireland went to rehab for what she described as emotional issues. Sources say that after a number of unsettling episodes, she recovered nicely, but only after being harassed by Andy Dick , which is literally the worst thing that can happen to a person. With dudes like Alec and Andy in her life, it’s not surprising that Ireland was all set on the human race for a while. So she stopped posing and posting on social media for several months, much to the chagrin of pervs everywhere. So you can imagine our surprise to this racy pic of Ms. Baldwin making the rounds online today: Yes, Northern Ireland is as beautiful as we’d imagined. She’s still rocking the same shade of brunette  as the last time we saw her. But we’re pretty sure the bunny ears are new. As you can see, Ireland appears to be backstage somewhere. We wish we had more information than that, but this thing is floating around sans caption. The best we can do is take a shot in the dark and assume, based on her Aladdin Sane tatt, that she’s starring some sort of topless Playboy bunny David Bowie revue. Aw, now we’re all depressed that that’s probably not a thing that will ever exist.

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A Roundup of the Big Winners of the 2014 Latin Grammys

¡Felicitaciones! Last night’s 2014 Latin Grammys had some not surprising winners (Enrique Iglesias) as well as some big surprises (Paco De Lucía for Album of the Year). Let’s take a look at who were the big winners based on the most notable categories in the slideshow ahead! See more at: Lossip

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7 Water Benefits You Probably Didn’t Know About

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The importance of drinking water is not surprising news – it’s something you hear over and over and over again. You know that about 2/3…

7 Water Benefits You Probably Didn’t Know About

WATCH: ‘Man Of Tai Chi’ Trailer − Keanu Reeves Is The One Who Directs

Here’s a glimpse of Keanu Reeves’ directorial debut, and, is it me, or does Reeves look a little sweaty in the final shot? It’s just one of the off-putting moments in this Man of Tai Chi trailer . The bare bones of a plot are revealed via Reeves odd voiceover: to take a “pure-hearted, good natured man of Tai Chi and turn him into a killer,” he says, before adopting the cadence (but thankfully not those long-drawn-out  ‘r’ sounds) of Ben Kingsley’s The Mandarin and concluding. “Let. The Games…Begin.”  Dra. Ma. Tic! Meanwhile, the footage, which comes via Twitch , is almost entirely of martial-arts fighting — not surprising since Reeves told MTV that there are 18 fights in the movie totaling 40 minutes. He also said that he plays the , including a few scenes of Reeves, who has said he plays the movie’s villain, channeling Neo from The Matrix . Alas, the rest of the movie does not appear to aspire to that sci-fi classic’s standards. As for that sweaty look, maybe Reeves was feeling the pressure of directing his first picture. [ MTV , Twitch ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter. 

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WATCH: Wallace Shawn’s Toy Story Dino Gets Down And Soapy In Partysaurus Rex

I guess it’s not surprising that a movie franchise that relies on Randy Newman for its theme music would discover rave culture a couple of decades late. Then again, this Pixar Toy Story short is about a dinosaur.   Partysaurus Rex  finds the Wallace Shawn -voiced dinosaur Rex discovering a whole new group of wet and wild hipster friends when, after being deemed “Party-Pooper Rex” by the old gang, he’s spirited off for some tub play by Andy.   If you didn’t catch this Mark A. Walsh-directed short when it ran at cineplex screenings of Finding Nemo 3D , you can watch it in its entirety here.  Who said it ain’t easy being green? Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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