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Paris Hilton Trashy See Through Top Pictures

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of glad Paris Hilton seems to be back to her old self, I know, I can’t believe I just wrote that either but I already typed it out and I’m too lazy to delete it. Anyhow, first she was getting hammered on champagne and dancing around in a little pink swimsuit filming some sort of Euro trash music video, and now here she is in her slutty fishnet and bra combination. Welcome back princess. It’s only a matter of time before she flashes the old beef curtains. Good times. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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Paris Hilton Is On A Boat

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what to tell you, I think the title says it all, Paris Hilton spent time on a boat the other day. that’s all I’ve got. I don’t know what she’s doing or why she’s doing it, but she’s wearing a tight little dress some it somehow makes it alright. I’m kind of surprised that anyone even cares about Paris anymore. She’s what twenty five and she’s all washed up. I guess she’ll have to go back to lavishly spending her inheritance without all the media attention. Poor princess. Will you marry me?

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Paris Hilton Thinks She’s Bad Ass

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it Paris Hilton to get caught by photographers while she smokes what the kids are calling marijuana cigarettes at some concert the other day. What a lady douche. What was she thinking? Doesn’t she know that she’s got a responsibility as a roll model for pretentious, self indulgent rich girls everywhere to live up to. I’m disappointed in her. Can you imagine how annoying a stoned Paris Hilton must be? No thank you.

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Paris Hilton’s Boobies Aren’t So Magical

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always knew that sooner or later Paris Hilton’s magical boobies would come back down to earth, I just didn’t think it would be today. Here they are out the other day looking like, well, like skinny girl boobs. Sad. It’s not all bad though, she’s giving us a little peek at her chilly nipples so at least that’s something. I’m sure after she reads this post she’ll come back even stronger with bigger and better bras that will get her little boobs back into the shape that we’ve come to know and love. Enjoy.

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Paris Hilton Supports The Troops.. Wink

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Paris Hilton bringing her skankiness to some USO event supporting the troops the other day. These kind of pictures just make it too easy to make fun of Paris and her notorious promiscuity. Give us something that’s a little more challenging. I mean come on, we all know what happened after this event came to an end. I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with pouble denetration. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Come Out To Party

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton’s magical on again off again cleavage seems to be off again, luckily to make up for the lack of juiciness, she’s decided to give us a little peek at the nipples. Thoughtful, but we’ve all seen this these things before, I could pick Paris’ nipples out of a nipple line up any day. Luckily I like rich girl nipples, they’re just the right size and delicious, I wish someone could package them and sell them in the candy store. I could snack on them while I write this crap.

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Paris Hilton’s Wild Magical Boobs

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m really liking this new single Paris Hilton , she’s back to her old tricks doing everything she can to get noticed. We all saw her in her little bikini the other day, and we know she doesn’t have any front meat, yet here she is showing off her magical boobs in yet another impressive push up bra. They need to make a male version of this thing soon, I’m going to the beach in a few weeks and I need my junk to look it’s best in my Power Rangers speedo.

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Paris Hilton’s Awe Inspiring Magical Boobies

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Being single again seems to be really agreeing with Paris Hilton , I should specify, it’s really agreeing with Paris Hilton’s boobs. Here she is out on the town with her latest douche showing off the magical cleavage that I’ve been falling in love with over the last few months. This sh#t is pretty damn impressive and I deal with celebrity cleavage everyday, it’s how I make a frickin’ living, so it’s even more amazing to me that Paris can pull this off. It’s too bad those things are riddled with bacteria.

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Paris Hilton’s Boob Show

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate myself for saying it, but Paris Hilton actually looks pretty damn good in these pictures. Ugh, that was a tough one for me to write. It must just be the lighting or the angle or something because we all know the truth when it comes to her looks. That being said, her magical boobies have been on my ‘to do’ list for the last few months and they continue to impress. My goal is to one day be in a club with Paris and somehow manage to “accidentally” rub my elbow up against those things to find out what the deal is. There’s got to be some duct tape in there somewhere. I’ll let you know.

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Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobies Return

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that Paris Hilton is flatter than day old beer, but she still somehow manages to constantly surprise us with impressive cleavage. Some might even say magical cleavage . I’m sure there’s a lot of duct tape and water balloons under there to achieve this look, but like most magic tricks I don’t want to ruin it by finding out how it works. Just enjoy the show. She also had a little trouble keeping her lady bits covered, I decided not to use those pictures because I’m sick of seeing Paris’ junk, but if you really want to see it you can check it out

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