I hate myself for saying it, but Paris Hilton actually looks pretty damn good in these pictures. Ugh, that was a tough one for me to write. It must just be the lighting or the angle or something because we all know the truth when it comes to her looks. That being said, her magical boobies have been on my ‘to do’ list for the last few months and they continue to impress. My goal is to one day be in a club with Paris and somehow manage to “accidentally” rub my elbow up against those things to find out what the deal is. There’s got to be some duct tape in there somewhere. I’ll let you know.
