.@ArtfulStew thinks a co-worker is stealing from the office. HR manager @mr_camron offers some professional advice. https://t.co/banGJJbK9Q — The Nightly Show (@nightlyshow) August 18, 2015…
I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Coinciding with the first night of Hanukkah, J.K. Rowling has revealed that yes, there was at least one Jewish wizard at Hogwarts. This revelation came to light when a fan, @benjaminroffman, asked the “Harry Potter” author the valid question of whether there were any Jews at Hogwarts. After all, we only ever see Harry and… Read more »
Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit. That’s all I have to say about that…
Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted…. But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care… Weird.
Some people say that All Asians look the same…but I say this Jamie Chung is sure as fuck not Connie Chung…but less people have probably masturbated to her – because she’s never been on the nightly news or married to Maury Povich, but still has time to turn these ass bikini pics – that are all staged, cute and wholesome – almost out of a catalog or some shit – into nudity, sleazy, scandal and all the other great stuff young girls are doing these days to get by…whether fucking on video to send to their internet boyfriend they met on tinder, or just sending asshole pics – the world is in a good place – I mean asides from all the war, disease and corruption – but who cares about that- when you have bikini ass. [gallery