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Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland went to the gym, because she can’t afford a gym in her house, you know being on a hit TV show, She makes a minimum of 100,000 dollars an episode, which is probably closer to 350,000 dollars an episode now that she’s over 18, where Sofia Vergara makes something like 500,000 an episode, while they’ve filmed 232 episodes… MEANING that on the low end she’s made 23,200,000 dollars… Sure 20 -30 percent of that goes to management and agents and lawyers… Leaving her with something like 15 million dollars… Then another 45 percent goes to taxes….leaving her 8 million dollars… That is spread out over 10 years, so profiting 800,000 on the low end after taxes just for that ONE job… And bitch can’t afford a fucking gym in her house. I find that very fucking hard to believe, and just reminds me that she’s out there for attention, to be seen, to be celebrated, wearing a slutty gym outfit for dudes to say she’s got a hot body, because she’s found her sexuality, but not her Kidney…that she’s had removed. So here she is out there for attention. Acting all annoyed and inconvenienced while done up with what looks like face injections doing her best thirsty Kardashian look… Silly. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS Click Here Here she is in a bikini throw back all oiled up JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland’s Tits and Ass go the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lady Gaga See Through on the Day

Posted on July 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thanks Lady Gaga for remaining disgusting….this time wet in underwear….in public during a photoshoot for who cares….it’s Lady Gaga… Little known fact, I have physically grabbed her ass….while drunk….and she was unaware of it…and it wasn’t bad…but everything else about her is….the scam that is Gaga and her whole bullshit persona…. But half naked and on all fours…when it is any person…can only be so bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga See Through on the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp made the right fashion choice that I want to inspire all the girls out there to dress like this…White tight as fuck pussy hugging shorts…weird heels and a bra top….Amazing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren Will Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on January 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

Last time I did a post on Alexis Ren , I decided it’s time we graduate her from professional Instagram model to real model status . And after this latest photoshoot, I’m thinking I definitely made the right call. Because not only is Alexis 10 times hotter than any of those other Insta-wannabes out there, she also seems to have figured out the key to doing a killer bikini shoot: take off the top part. See, going topless makes any photoshoot instantly better. That’s just Modeling 101. Continue reading →

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Future Ex-wife Ekaterina Zueva’s Hottness Returns

Posted on January 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time I did a post on  Ekaterina Zueva , I gave the Russian hottie one of the biggest honors on the Internet, naming her my next future ex-Mrs. Tuna. (Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.) Anyway, judging from this latest photoshoot, it looks like I definitely made the right choice. So enjoy the pictures, but just remember, I already called dibs.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Now An Instagram Model

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you forgot,  Jessica Lowndes here used to be on that 90210 reboot (along with AnnaLynne McCord and a few other hotties), but that show’s been off the air for years now. And I guess the acting thing must not have been working out for her, because it looks like Jessica decided to make a career change. She’s a professional Instagram hottie now. And after checking out her work, I definitely think she made the right call. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever see Jessica do. And me and the Little Tuna couldn’t be happier for her.

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Happy 30th Birthday, Kaley Cuoco!

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just last week,  Kaley Cuoco got her tattoo tribute to Ryan Sweeting covered up and chalked the regrettable ink up to “#under30mistakes.” It’s a good thing the Big Bang Theory star took advantage of the opportunity to use that excuse, because as of today she can no longer blame her bad decisions on being in her twenties! Yes, it’s Kaley’s 30th birthday, and while some folks dread hitting the big 3-0, something tells us Kaley is happy to being saying goodbye to 29. The year started promisingly enough, with Kaley signing a $90 million contract for three more seasons of TBBT. As she prepared to close out her twenties, the girl was married, fabulously wealthy and ready to start a family. In September, however, she shocked fans by announcing that she had filed for divorce from Ryan Sweeting after less than two years of marriage.  To make matters worse, the split was reportedly not an amicable one, as Kaley was forced to kick Ryan to the curb as a result of his prescription pill addiction and increasingly erratic behavior. Sources say that in the weeks before their split, Sweeting disappeared for four days without explanation.  Sounds like Kaley made the right call by pulling the plug on the relationship. View Slideshow: Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting: A Romance Rewind But anyway, birthdays aren’t for dwelling on the past; they’re for looking forward to a brighter future! And Ms. Cuoco certainly has a lot to be optimistic about.  So join us in wishing Kaley the happiest of birthdays! Turning 30 may not be easy, but we imagine having $90 million in the bank certainly to soften the blow!

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Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby… I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs… While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same… That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy… All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits.. I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits.. Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits… The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare. The post Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously.. I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted…. But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care… Weird.

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