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Maga Ripper is the Naked Girl Trying to Model of the Day

Where I come from, Rippers are what we call strippers, you know “going to the rippers to crack some cold ones with the boys”…I don’t travel much or interact with many people so I don’t know if that is a universal term of paying 10 dollars a song to grab onto titties I’ve never met before… I do know that this Maga Ripper, who has some hotter version of Selena Gomez, you know the look Selena Gomez goes for, look…is named RIPPER, which is totally appropriate because she’s getting naked, only she’s doing the LONG GAME…the not getting naked for money for this shoot specifically, like a short sighted whore would do, she’s getting naked for free, in hopes of getting noticed, which will get her paid down the line through work or rich boyfriends that like girls who post slutty on instagram enough to buy them… That is why she is the Naked girl trying to model of the Day The post Maga Ripper is the Naked Girl Trying to Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Meade in a Titty Top of the Day

Emily Meade is on some show called The Deuce… She Brought out her nipples to some event where they are worshipping Satan…as these illuminati types do…with all their satanic rituals and sacrifices… Emily Meade is 29, known for some movie called Nerve and on The Deuce, which I haven’t seen but James Franco plays a 70s pornstar and Maggie Gyllenhaal has had some titty scenes in, and I am repulsed by Maggie Gyllenhaal, not so much as an actress, but as an actress who gets nude, when clearly there are other options, like this Emily Meade who brings her tits out at weird sex cult events like this one…without even being asked to….just a casual “look at my awesome tits you perverts” to try and get more famous…because she’s ready, willing, and her tits look full and wonderful. The post Emily Meade in a Titty Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Morrone Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

CAMILA MORRONE is an instagram whore, who I guess is an aspiring actress, who has great tits, that I’ll assume are real, even though nothing is real in this era of face injections, but more and more tits are real, even the big sloppy tits on the small frame tits, thanks to hormones in the food…so for the sake of perversion let’s pretend they are real as they have consistently been large… Her mom is or was an actress form South America who paved the way for her to follow her lead and be this very important set of tits that no one has really heard of……her stepfather is Al Pacino….or maybe it’s Robert DeNiro….but like the bomb at his restaurant she hasn’t blown up… But she has blown Leo DiCaprio, who she is the public girlfriend of….cuz dude, I guess still needs to push that he’s not a queer with young 21 year old pussy by his side… This is an ad, a sponsored post, INSTAGRAM brainwashing all of us…and I appreciate it for their subtle use of their tits… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Morrone Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie has a muppet face, that’s not because she’s partially black, that’s more likely because she’s partially a Kardashian / Jenner and jacking herself up, like you jack yourself off, multiple times a day…you’re unemployed and it is a great stress reliever… She’s wearing the bike shorts, because bike shorts are in style, even though they are pretty fucking gay, but with those bike shorts comes solid pussy definition, the cleavage of this generation, if you’re not rocking a cameltoe hard enough for use to see your clit / uterus / Scott Disick’s cock ring, you don’t exist. The fact that there is interest in her, when she’s rich, her dad really rich, all because she fucks a 40 year old Kardashian is pretty much representative of all that is wrong in the world…where her walking around with her pussy out is newsworthy when real shit is actually going down…. I think we can look at this as a celebration of the bike short trend, and less about the Kardashian Jenner Richie Hilton trend of the last 15 years…a dynasty, a legacy, that should have never been because there is really no value to anything they do… It’s like sure, show us all your pussy, leak a sex tape, do it all…but the level of vapid, superficial that comes with these people who aren’t even good looking…and the support they get from the audience like it’s a real storyline that taps into their need to gossip is fucking terrible….and bad for everyone…that’s why I say…target the bomb threats better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie has a muppet face, that’s not because she’s partially black, that’s more likely because she’s partially a Kardashian / Jenner and jacking herself up, like you jack yourself off, multiple times a day…you’re unemployed and it is a great stress reliever… She’s wearing the bike shorts, because bike shorts are in style, even though they are pretty fucking gay, but with those bike shorts comes solid pussy definition, the cleavage of this generation, if you’re not rocking a cameltoe hard enough for use to see your clit / uterus / Scott Disick’s cock ring, you don’t exist. The fact that there is interest in her, when she’s rich, her dad really rich, all because she fucks a 40 year old Kardashian is pretty much representative of all that is wrong in the world…where her walking around with her pussy out is newsworthy when real shit is actually going down…. I think we can look at this as a celebration of the bike short trend, and less about the Kardashian Jenner Richie Hilton trend of the last 15 years…a dynasty, a legacy, that should have never been because there is really no value to anything they do… It’s like sure, show us all your pussy, leak a sex tape, do it all…but the level of vapid, superficial that comes with these people who aren’t even good looking…and the support they get from the audience like it’s a real storyline that taps into their need to gossip is fucking terrible….and bad for everyone…that’s why I say…target the bomb threats better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Pussy Eats her Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music…. This is how you promote music… If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician… I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be. I will just give it to you for free…. The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around… Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do… So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude…. People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music. Makes sense to me. Here is her pussy print in tight shorts JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day

Lily Rose Depp made the right fashion choice that I want to inspire all the girls out there to dress like this…White tight as fuck pussy hugging shorts…weird heels and a bra top….Amazing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicky Hilton Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

Historically speaking…Nicky Hilton is the boring as fuck, waste of a vagina, sloppy looking, awkward skinny body that I can only blame her mom’s cocaine use for…and everytime I see her, I want to take a fuck nap, or punch her in the face, in efforts of seeing some emotion or personality…but instead she just sucks… But today she’s come alive, because the only thing that’s sucking is her vagina….taking all of her short tight shorts in… And just like that…Nicky Hilton’s become semi-interesting….she just has to keep it up…and really it’s not all that hard to pull of…

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