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Claudia Galanti Toopless Beach of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Claudia Galanti is…but she must be very important because she can afford fake tits and more importantly…paparazzi to come take pics of her like she matters when we all know she doesn’t matter – at least not in America…at least not unless she’s a fashion icon, a social media influencer, showing us her understanding of beachwear…you know the best way to outfit a skinny, zombie like, terrifying stripper corpose…in a bikini… I am not a fashion magazine, but to perverts like me…this is fashion…and cheesy sugar baby looking bitches like this…fuck fashion week…fuck these fashion models…when really you should just be paying to fuck GALANTI…like the bowl of Gelato she sounds like…. The post Claudia Galanti Toopless Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because she doesn’t shower. I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…something that I guess took all her energy and effort forcing her to never wash again…. But she is an Oscar Nominee apparently, so that means she gets industry respect, work, and they invite her to events despite the whole being unshowered… She’s not hot, but has sloppy looking tits, I guess that happens when you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t shower, you don’t really do much in terms of fitness or beauty..and just own it….and all this greasy hair makes me want to do is sniff her thick hipster bush…I’m an animal and believe in pheromones..and sniffing out fertility and all the other great things you can tell from an unwashed pussy…because I am disgusting as her hair.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Izabel Goulart Instagram Amazingness of the DAy

Posted on October 2, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart is ripped…holy shit…I like it, but I am sure there will be a handful of you who think it’s disgusting and want a sloppy looking Kate Upton to make you feel like a man again…but the truth is I follow this babe on Instagram and she’s perfect, always working out, eating well, and looking so lovely I would sing her love songs outside her bedroom window until the police came and took me away…only to come back again until there was a restraining order set in place…She’s got it going on and it makes me wonder why Victoria’s Secret fired her and got her deported back to brazil…but I guess you should never question the illegal model trafficking industry…

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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS to those of you who care….is some X-Factor judge in the UK who replaced Cheryl Cole – despite being fat and sloppy looking….and now she’s trying to make it in America…. She’s been in staged bikini pics…showing off her fat ass that is better known as her other pussy…thanks to her greek heritage…. She’s was recently in an amazing BLOWJOB SEX TAPE THAT HER LEGAL TEAM TRIED TO MAKE DISAPPEAR BUT THAT I’VE SEEN A LOT ….leading to a new found respect for her hustle….cuz a bitch who sucks dick well…even if she’s fat and accustomed to eating…is a bitch I can endorse….. Now she’s showing panties…when getting out of the car…She’s pulling all the obvious cries for attention….that I am a fan of….because it’s better than bitches who don’t pull this shit off…. Next time bitch needs less panty…..more spreading …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicky Hilton Vagina Hugging Shorts of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Historically speaking…Nicky Hilton is the boring as fuck, waste of a vagina, sloppy looking, awkward skinny body that I can only blame her mom’s cocaine use for…and everytime I see her, I want to take a fuck nap, or punch her in the face, in efforts of seeing some emotion or personality…but instead she just sucks… But today she’s come alive, because the only thing that’s sucking is her vagina….taking all of her short tight shorts in… And just like that…Nicky Hilton’s become semi-interesting….she just has to keep it up…and really it’s not all that hard to pull of…

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Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

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Britney Spears’ Mom Thickness in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sure, Britney in a bikini isn’t that amazing to look at if you are into girls with tight, little, hot bodies, and not girls who look like tanks, but there’s so much more to these pictures than a sloppy looking fat bitch that make the shit amazing, mainly how broken down she is emotionally and how unstable she is mentally, all because her family made a whore out of her at a young age that now she’s pretty much just given the fuck up and just lets them cart her around like some kind of puppet….and I like girls who don’t put up a fight and just embrace their medicated coma….especially when they are half naked, or with my dick inside them…

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