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Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

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Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day

This just in. Jessica Simpson is still fat. Unfortunatley, not fat for me to not be down to fuck, and I hate fat chicks, but I can easily rationalize it, since anything next to my wife looks skinny….end of story.

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Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day