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Future Ex-wife Ekaterina Zueva’s Hottness Returns

Last time I did a post on  Ekaterina Zueva , I gave the Russian hottie one of the biggest honors on the Internet, naming her my next future ex-Mrs. Tuna. (Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.) Anyway, judging from this latest photoshoot, it looks like I definitely made the right choice. So enjoy the pictures, but just remember, I already called dibs.

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Valenti Vi Is Possibly The Hottest Russian Alive!

I know I’ve been posting a lot of hot Russians lately, but I think I’ve finally found us the hottest Russian of them all in Valenti Vi . Of course, I’ll have to double-check some of those old posts just to be sure. And since I can only work 30-45 seconds at a time, it’ll probably take me all afternoon. Maybe even all night if I’m lucky. I’d better get started. » view all 14 photos

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Maria Fowler Knows How To Dress

I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it. Photos: WENN.com

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Irina Shayk’s Cleavage Modeling Bikinis

As far as supermodels go Irina Shayk has got to be one of, if not the most popular one on the planet right now. I know Kate Upton fans would probably take exception to that comment, but I don’t consider her a “classic” supermodel, she’s too soft and jiggly and busty and awesome. Anyhow, here’s Irina in a sexy photoshoot modeling some bikinis and looking really good doing it. I could live a long and happy life in that cleavage if she’d let me.

Glee Auto-Tunes Jane Lynch

Were Sue Sylvester a real-life human being — and not just some cartoon-like television creation — she’d probably take to the Internet with her fury about what Glee has done to her singing voice. As you’ve no doubt heard over and over again, during the all-Madonna episode of Glee (airing April 20), Sue’s real life avatar, Jane Lynch, will don a cone-shaped bra and sing Madonna’s iconic single, “Vogue.” Critics have been going cross-eyed about how awesome the performance is on Twitter over the last couple of days, but there hadn’t been any clips online to corroborate their excitement. Until now…

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Glee Auto-Tunes Jane Lynch