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Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding… Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove…. She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits. The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest…. The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room…. Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit. Here is some foot fetish shit JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Lowndes And Her Friends Are Working Hard

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Jessica Lowndes was a TV star at one point, but now she’s working on her social media game and it’s going strong. I wonder how many hours a day her and her friends actually put into this. Her schedule must be grueling. Poor girl should take a vacation.              

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Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute… Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halloween doens’t end…I posted THIS and THIS and THIS ….THREE OR MORE HALLOWEEN POSTS ALREADY INCLUDING IRELAND BADLWIN’S PUSSY FLASH and there’s more….because these slutty girls keep bringing the slutty outfits…it’s day fucking 5 of Halloween coverage cuz Halloween never ends for a whore… Bella Thorne, who was a costume this year, cuz she’s relevant on social media – as the Bride of Chucky….while her husband the weird crackhead user was Chucky…ready for her relevance to end…it’s dull now, like this bitch has money, fame, celebrity, money, access…and this is the lameness she is producing…try harder… So – We’ve got Stella Hudgens with the tits… Paige Spiranac – Slutty Golfer with her Tits Out… Caroline in the City’s Daughter Zoey Deutch Kylie Jenner and her Moster Mom Broken Down Mom Pussy TIts….how many costumes does this bitch need, I think she did 5 this year…maybe 6….eager fucking banged out mom pussy beaver… Jessica Lowndes – Whoever that is… Rita Ora Halloween Tits Nina Agdal Dressed like a Sugar Baby trying to Seduce an Heir to Christie Brinkley’s Husband’s billions…look how she locks her gaze in to steal his soul and spend all his money… Sophie Turner Tall as Fuck with her Midget Husbad… Vanessa Hudgens with the legs… Kendall as a Body Dysmorphia Witch Victoria Justice and her Sister as fitness whores… So it’s halloween every day for a whore…and because I am slow to post shit cuz I am an alcoholic, disorganized with other things to do than updating a weird site calling out celebrities for being trash…only to learn 14 years into it…that the people who visit these sites fucking love the celebs and my posting about them in a negative light is bad for business, audience engagement, etc….because people who hate celebs…don’t bother HATING on celebs…they just focus on their selfies and own life and ignore pop culture news and the tits that are in pop culture news… What I am saying is…I serve no purpose…. The post Halloween Doesn’t End on November 1st of the Day More Halloween Smut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaili Thorne is Naked of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kaili Thorne is more excited about her stepsister or half sister Bella Thorne’s fame because she’s got the same last name….THEY SHARE THE SAME DEAD DAD….than Bella Thorne is… So while Bella was being exploited by her mom for Disney, this one was involved…on the front lines, not quite making it herself, because she wasn’t the mom’s official biological kid, but as the relationship with the two kids she got onto Disney, her biological kids, who now hate her, this one, who isn’t even her kids sticks by her… So for those of you who don’t know, and I assume who don’t care….and just look at the tits….there is this article that is going around about Bella Thorne that for some reason people are so interested in…because Bella Throne’s gone viral and has a ton of followers and people care about the exploited Disney Kid turned IG whore…that’s the story… This Kaili Thorne, who is older than the other two Thornes, has been getting naked back when Bella was being a candy coated fluffy bullshit Disney kid, before rebranding because the market went “get naked on the internet”… So here she is still getting naked… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaili Thorne is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Lowndes Got Them Big Titties on of the Day

Posted on October 23, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

DO YOU CARE ABOUT JESSICA LOWNDES IN HER BIKINI? BECAUSE WHO IS JESSICA LOWNDES? From my understanding, which is limited, because I am a drunken half retard, she was on 90210 with Annalynne McCord in a show that was a total fucking bust…and has used the celebrity or opportunity to be on a network TV show to get a following on social media…it was good timing you know when social media was starting up and people still watched Network Television. She hasn’t been able to get work since 90210 the new years, but she does get her horse face in a bikini, like she did on Sunday…with her big old tits..cuz she’s old now…and I’ve already spent too much time on someone or something so irrelevant…I mean two day old bikini pics of a virtual nobody…what’s wrong with me. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Got Them Big Titties on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Lowndes Works It On Instagram

Posted on April 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a new post on  Jessica Lowndes , but let’s be honest, there’s a lot of hot Insta-wannabes out there and it’s getting harder and harder to stand out. Plus, I just double-checked and Jessica’s almost 30, which is basically old age for an Insta-model. But the good news is, her body’s still looking good. So I figure she’s got another year or two on her 15 minutes of fame if she keeps this up.

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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying Too Hard

Posted on January 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we checked in on  Jessica Lowndes , she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie . But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life , and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent living with my mom over the years. » view all 11 photos

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Jessica Lowndes Is Trying Hard!

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Personally, I think  Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.

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Jessica Lowndes Tries Too Hard

Posted on October 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been following Jessica Lowndes for a while on Instagram and I really think this chick just tries too hard. I don’t know what it is, but she’s not hot enough to be a model. She’s not interesting enough to be an actress or a personality, but she managed to get a decent following and occasionally post her boobies. That said, enjoy average. » view all 11 photos                  

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