Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life… Right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble… She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on.. The post Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At the core of who I am, I am totally against 44 year old women, at least as sexual objects….or as a concept…. I feel like sex appeal ends at 30…so throw them into marriage and kids and all that other horrible shit… But in practice, the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, and realize how shitty the “lie” they’ve been told all their lives is…can be hot… The having kids and a job, means no time to annoy the fuck out of any dude they are dating, because they did all that and it worked out horrible, so now they just want to fuck…. Not to mention their years of experience in a fucking maariage means that they have either explored to keep things exciting, or fantasized to keep things exciting when they masturbating, so they enter an affair with open mind and body… The unfortunate thing is that open body is sometimes too open, because the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but if you get a good one, she does kegels, got her pussy sewed up after the kid, and hasn’t fucked forever thanks to marriage… Sure they are still in their 40s and their pussies may smell like an old folks home from the stagnant air no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into.. and no matter how good they look in them….they are still old as fuck… But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married…. Here are some pics of her topless for Madame Figaro… The post Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Helena Christensen is the old as fuck model who still has it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of – pic of the day… This is a new feature here at DrunkenStepfather.com that may be a little too specific to every do again, so take it in while you can….because when it comes to old as fuck models who still have it going on wearing a bra for some magazine I’ve never heard of…Helena Christensen is the only one who matters… I mean she’s been doing this close to 4 decades and still is exciting to look at…I may or may not be in love.
My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome… My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues… She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks…. And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that… If you want to see the other babes at the GQ Men of the Year Event CLICK HERE
There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.
The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!
The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!
The family that sleeps together stays together. Or so Kim Kardashian hopes. While the world continues to wait for North West photos to hit the Internet, an insider tells Us Weekly that things are quiet between Kim, her baby and her baby daddy in public… because things are quiet for them at home. ” Kanye, Kim and North always take naps together,” the source says. “The three of them cuddle and just hang out.” AWWWW! That’s downright adorable! The one photo we do have of Kardashian as a mother does, indeed, depict her in a dreaming state. And while it may seem unusual that Kim hasn’t posed on every tabloid out there with her daughter, friends allege little Nori really has changed her. “I can say Kim’s doing amazing,” says BFF Jonathan Cheban. “She’s really happy and the baby is the most beautiful thing.” Still, many believe Kardashian and child will make their debut this Monday when Kris Jenner premieres her talk show. Can you feel the excitement?!?
The moral of this particular story would be that “Kids are always watching.” A well, intentioned seven-year-old boy named Cooper drew a photo of his mom in school … and when she saw it, she couldn’t believe how she was depicted. Apparently, like all of us from time to time, she experiences a bit of road rage? Mom explains that when she questioned Cooper about the drawing, “he began to lift his middle finger and an ‘uh oh’ expression blanketed his face.” He then said, “Mommy, that’s what you do to drivers when you are mad.” The best part of this unintentionally hilarious note is that if you look closer, the index finger is raised. Maybe she just wants to give other drivers a stern lecture?
