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Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble… She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on.. The post Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nudists from 1938 of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw this video of nudists from 1938, a simpler time, when people got naked for more than just instagram for free, but because they were recovering from the drugs and bootleg drinking of the 1920s, not being treated with antibiotics, before the war shook America….a simpler time… Because people have always fucked, they’ve always been perverts, they’ve always been exhibitionists with weird fetishes, they just weren’t trashy and vulgar about it, with all the hardcore porn that has desensitized us… I know nudists pretend that they aren’t in it to stare at pussy while showing off their dicks, but I don’t believe it…why the fuck else would you want naked girls around you, because naked is better than clothed…yes…but I say that as a pervert who likes seeing people naked.. Either way, I like nudists, even the fat ones. They fascinate me….but not enough to go on a Nudist cruise…because the kind of sloppy bodies on nudist cruises…are terrifying.. The post Nudists from 1938 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laura Whitmore has the Upskirt of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea who Laura Whitmore is, but as it turns out, I do know what at least 10 percent of her vagina looks like, and it is not all that exciting, but probably more exciting than anything else Laura Witmore has ever done in her life…. This old school. getting out of car, look at my pubic hair peaking out of my tight panties, brings back memories of a simpler time, when this kind of thing would make a girl famous…but now…you can see this just by leaving the house…as all girls are a lot sluttier than they used to be…and panty flashes are considered tame… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Holiday Magazine of the

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes all it takes is a picture of a hot model like Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying her coffee at the kitchen table to remind you how much your life sucks… YOu know taping into some 1960s, black and white, simpler time, image you expected for yourself… You know, like it’s out of an old movie you saw back when you had hope and thought maybe your kitchen table would have a set of legs like this, the morning after you came inside her, early in your whirlwind romance… But instead the only legs your kitchen table have are duct taped back on, because your fat wife puts her fatness into her eating and the table can’t support the shit… I don’t know why, these Edita Vilkeviciute speak to my cold black heart…they make me believe in love, at least with someone who is a top model with legs like this…simulating a marriage you’d probably want to have since it’s better than what you have….

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Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me. She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison…. Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram… I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…

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Helen Lindes in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago. That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies… She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Catalog of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure today is a good day to revisit the days we used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret catalogs, you know afer signing up to them with fake girl names, back before the internet existed, because the caliber and concept behind the catalog shots is like a fucking time warp, even if the models have changed….and I guess I am thinking about old masturbation memories because it was a simpler time when busting nut came without digging deep into dirty places that are borderline criminal places thanks to being desensitized as shit…. Doutzen Kroes…is pretty alright…..

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Audrina Patridge See Through Top Could Be Better

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her big fake Patridges in a slightly see through top. Remember the good old days when you could see a woman’s nipples when she wore a see through top? It was a simpler time back then

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Berlin Fashion Show Nipple of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum. Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options…. Pics via LFI

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