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Madelaine Petsch Is A Ginger You Should Know

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to be honest: I had no clue who Madelaine Petsch is, or what the cute ginger was doing getting her very own photoshoot in some men’s mag. At first, I thought maybe she was another rich kid with famous parents, like 90% of the “models” out there these days. But then I did some heavy duty, intense 30 seconds of research, and it turns out she’s just some actress who’s on Riverdale . Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go spend 30-45 more seconds closely “examining” these pictures.

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Tagged button-too, celeb, cute, cute-ginger, famous-parents, Hollywood, madelaine petsch, Money, Pictures, spend-30-45, thought-maybe, TMZ

More Megan Fox Hotness

Posted on May 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I first saw these, I got all excited, because I thought maybe Megan Fox and I have something in common and she never changes her clothes either. But turns out, they’re just more behind-the-scenes pictures from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel, and not a sign that me and this perfect MILF are meant to be together. Oh well. A blogger can dream. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Tagged bennyhollywood, celeb, Hollywood, Megan Fox, perfect, Pictures, thought-maybe, TMZ, turtles, ymnt

Edita Vilkeviciute for Holiday Magazine of the

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes all it takes is a picture of a hot model like Edita Vilkeviciute enjoying her coffee at the kitchen table to remind you how much your life sucks… YOu know taping into some 1960s, black and white, simpler time, image you expected for yourself… You know, like it’s out of an old movie you saw back when you had hope and thought maybe your kitchen table would have a set of legs like this, the morning after you came inside her, early in your whirlwind romance… But instead the only legs your kitchen table have are duct taped back on, because your fat wife puts her fatness into her eating and the table can’t support the shit… I don’t know why, these Edita Vilkeviciute speak to my cold black heart…they make me believe in love, at least with someone who is a top model with legs like this…simulating a marriage you’d probably want to have since it’s better than what you have….

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Tagged bennyhollywood, freya-lingerie, Hollywood, kitchen, life, nonsense, Pictures, probably-want, simpler-time, term, thought-maybe, your-kitchen, your-whirlwind

Ashley Tisdale is Still Ugly, Even When Half Naked of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I do this thing called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because I saw her winning the hottest actress of the year in some Teen Choice award a few years ago, and the smile on her face, made me really believe she thought she was actually hot…I thought maybe it had something to do with her nosejob, or the fact that she works out, or that people keep giving her positive reinforcement and the whole thing made me mad enough to start a campaign against her, so people everywhere know she doesn’t have it going on….and even when she’s half naked in a sports bra and when when you put Ashley Tisdale next to a fat ass, she still looks like shit, throwing away the urban legend that hanging with people uglier than you makes you look better, when really all it does is just make you look like a group of ugly people who are forced to stick together cuz no one likes ugly people… Pics via Bauer

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Tagged ashley, Ashley Tisdale, bennyhollywood, celeb news, positive, really-believe, Sports, Sports Bra, stars, thought-maybe, ugly watch

All I want for Christmas is Lohan to Send Me a Text Message of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is a bad santa. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to work for the make-a-wish foundation, or even to hit up all the homeless shelters or sick kid hospitals this Christmas for attention cuz she’s a bad fucking santa…. All I asked her for was to send me a couple nude pics and instead she just pretended I don’t exist, because in her world I don’t, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt me on the inside when I sat by my phone while sugar plims danced in my head, waiting for a response, especially when I see these pictures of her so actively and passionately texting some other motherfucker who is proabbly more relevant than me, but I like to think she’s just doing it to mock me knowing she ignored me and driving that point home.