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Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

At the core of who I am, I am totally against 44 year old women, at least as sexual objects….or as a concept…. I feel like sex appeal ends at 30…so throw them into marriage and kids and all that other horrible shit… But in practice, the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, and realize how shitty the “lie” they’ve been told all their lives is…can be hot… The having kids and a job, means no time to annoy the fuck out of any dude they are dating, because they did all that and it worked out horrible, so now they just want to fuck…. Not to mention their years of experience in a fucking maariage means that they have either explored to keep things exciting, or fantasized to keep things exciting when they masturbating, so they enter an affair with open mind and body… The unfortunate thing is that open body is sometimes too open, because the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but if you get a good one, she does kegels, got her pussy sewed up after the kid, and hasn’t fucked forever thanks to marriage… Sure they are still in their 40s and their pussies may smell like an old folks home from the stagnant air no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into.. and no matter how good they look in them….they are still old as fuck… But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married…. Here are some pics of her topless for Madame Figaro… The post Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day

As much as a joke Lindsay Lohan is or has been or has become in her career and/or personal life, I still believe she is a star, with star power, and a presence that lights up a room, and not only in a weird “she’s a fucking crazy person throwing the furniture” at people kind of light up the room, but good old fashioned, she had her soul sold to the entertainment industry by her parents, and is well trained and she has that “it factor”…it’s just been misused… I am a firm believer that she will end up winning an Academy award in her lifetime, she is Lindsay Lohan, and I am a believer… But I do find that while she figures shit out, this whole becoming an instagram fitness account the last 2 weeks, is pretty fucking entertaining, maybe even insane…and not just because her fitness pics are horribly shot, I mean hire a fucking photographer you’re Lindsay Lohan….I mean I’d do it for her for free if she still took my calls…this is a ghetto operation for a fucking celebrity. But I guess what it comes down to is that Lohan is insane….and this is just a new development in that insanity… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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