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Helena Christensen for GQ Germany of the Day

There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.

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Helena Christensen for GQ Germany of the Day

LeAnn Rimes in More Bikinis for Twitter of the DAy

The body of a stripper with the face of a fucking monster….I think this Christian brain trickster did more than just sell her soul to the devil when deciding to drop Jesus music for her Jesus loving Apalachian hillbilly fans with no real mind of their own thanks to generations of being inbred…I think she is actually the fucking devil…cuz when I look at her face I see fucking demons…don’t stare too long….she may steal your fucking soul….

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LeAnn Rimes in More Bikinis for Twitter of the DAy

Kristen Steward in a Shitty Bikini for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is happening to me. For the longest time I hated on Kristen Stewart , I called her out for being inbred trash with no talent…who was only cast in Twilight because she was accessible and ugly enough for teen girls to relate to without putting too much pressure on her…I laughed about her white trash dad fucking her….I just didn’t find her hot…and I still don’t find her hot….but seeing her in a SEE THRU BIKINI …..and after seeing her act like a gutter teen hooker for the guy from Sopranos ….I realized she didn’t offend me as much as she thought she did…either my bitterness has gone soft…or I don’t care to hate…or maybe I’m just into fucking anything with a pussy…even if it is ugly by hollywood standards yet rich thanks to Hollywood…I guess we’ll save these questions for the therapist they assign me when I finally get institutionalized…

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Kristen Steward in a Shitty Bikini for GQ UK of the Day