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Brooklyn Decker Is SI’s Swimsuit Cover Girl

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I did it!!!! Finally one of the many bullshit predictions I’ve made over the years has come true. About this time last year I predicted that Brooklyn Decker would be on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and I was f@#king right. Take that mom! They should call me Nostralame-ass . I hope that joke wasn’t too high brow for most of you, it’s a play on the word Nostradamus . Get it? Because much like he predicted catastrophic world events I predicted Brooklyn would be on the cover of SI . It’s the exact same thing just much much lamer. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t figure out Rachel Bilson , she’s super cute so why the hell does she hide behind frumpy dresses like this yellow monstrosity? Obviously she doesn’t look terrible, but it just seems like such a waste to me. In these tough economic times people need an escape from reality, something that will take them away from the mundane grind of their everyday lives, like a happy ending massage or a set of Rachel Bilson dressed as a dominatrix pictures. Think of all the people she can help.

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Jessica Biel Needs To Bring Sexy Back

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the hell has happened to Jessica Biel ? She used to be one of those chicks that was so intimidating because she always looked hot as f@#k, seemed like she was pretty smart and at least tried to choose movies that were half decent. Here she is at the premiere of what has to be one of the crappiest movies around, Valentine’s Day , dressed like she’s going to her junior prom. I’d like to blame Timberlake, but he seems like a pretty stylish guy who probably wouldn’t let this shit happen. The rumors about them breaking up must be true. more pictures of Jessica Biel here

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