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Alexis Ren Knows How To Work It

Alexis Ren is one of those hotties where I’m not sure if she’s technically considered a real model or just an Insta-hottie who lands a real photoshoot every once in a while. But whatever you want to call her, one thing’s for sure, Alexis is an instant pants fire. And that’s really all that matters these days, now that supermodels are on Instagram and Instagram models are on magazine covers. And hey, as long as it means more bikini hotness like this, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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I know Alexis Ren isn’t as big of a household name as she should be, considering her Instagram is a pretty much a recipe for an instant pants fire. But the way I see it, as long as I keep doing posts on her and that perfect booty she’s always showing off for the cameras , eventually the rest of the world will finally wake up and realize what me and my readers have known for years: that Alexis is hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram right now. And if Alexis wanted to, say, take me out motorboating as a thank you for all that free promotion, I wouldn’t say no…

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Jessica Alba Can Still Cause A Pant Fire

I’ve got to hand it to Jessica Alba : Insta-hotties may come and go, but Jessica here’s been killing it in the hotness department for over a decade now. And judging from this cover she did for Harper’s Bazaar Spain , one of my all-time top ten MILFs is still just as much of an instant pants fire as she was back in the early 2000s. I don’t know how she does it, but I think we’re looking at the next Elizabeth Hurley or Christie Brinkley right here. And personally, I’m looking forward to enjoying another few decades of Jessica’s hotness. In 30-45 second intervals, that is.

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Jessica Lowndes Does Her Bikini Good On Instagram

I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her , but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI? Thank you @parkerpilates for kicking my ass this morning!! ➰➰➰ #legspringseries #coreworkout #pilatescadillac #toughstuff A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Oct 6, 2016 at 12:39pm PDT

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Meet Hottie Georgia Sumner

Meet Georgia Sumner . Pretty much the only thing I know about this hottie, besides the fact that she’s an instant pants fire, is that she’s British. See, I tried looking her up and reading some interview with her, but I got bored after 15 seconds and just went back to these killer pictures. Because trust me, they’re anything but boring. » view all 14 photos

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Selena Gomez Does Miley Cyrus

No, Selena Gomez isn’t having a stroke here. I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to copy Miley Cyrus ‘ patented tongue action posing with her fans in Paris. Anyway, I fully support Selena trying to become more like her fellow pop star hottie, I just think it’d be smarter to start out copying Miley’s outfits first and then work her way up to the sexy tongue action. You’ve got to walk in nipple pasties before you can run, or however that old saying goes… Photos: WENN.com

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Susanna Canzian Is An Instababe You Should Know

Today’s InstaBabe is Italian hottie  Susanna Canzian . And thanks  to my detailed Instagram creeping research, I was able to find out that Susanna’s apparently a dog lover, in addition to being an instant pants fire. So here’s hoping Susanna realizes  that we’re perfect for each other soon, because I’d give pretty much anything to eat an entire plate of spaghetti of that killer booty of hers. Yum. » view all 15 photos

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Samantha Basalari Is Pretty

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new pictures from model/actress/instant pants fire  Samantha Basalari , but the good news is I just came across this bikini shoot of hers and decided to look her up and see what she’s up to these days. And according to my research, she’s going to be appearing in some new movie called Pitching Tents , which I’m guessing is the heartwarming pants-warming true story of the first time I ever saw Samantha. In which case, it’s got future blockbuster written all over it. For now though, just enjoy these. » view all 20 photos

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Best DJ Ever!

We all know that being a DJ is the biggest scam ever and requires very little talent, but this dude is truly the most talented DJ I’ve ever seen.

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Deborah Mace Belongs In A Bikini

It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new bikini goodness from instant pants fire Deborah Mace , so I figured I should probably do a little research and check out what the French hottie’s been up to lately. And as far as I can tell from creeping studying her Instagram , Deborah’s been traveling the world taking insanely hot selfies. So, in other words, nothing she couldn’t do from the comfort of home. Or my mom’s basement. I’m just saying, think about it. Sightseeing’s overrated. And besides, the only sight I’m interested in seeing more of is Deborah in a bikini. » view all 14 photos

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