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Miranda Kerr Because She Is Beautiful

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ll never understand why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr as one of their Angels, because for my money, she’s still hands down one of the top five hottest women in the world. Here she is helping launch a special collection she designed for Swarovski and that isn’t the only thing those perfect stems of hers are launching right now, if you catch my drift. Yow! Photos: WENN.com

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Nicole Scherzinger Really Knows How To Dress

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looks like Nicole Scherzinger ‘s bikini vacation is unfortunately over, unless she’s planning on hitting a few hotel pools while she’s in New York. (Fingers crossed.) But luckily, Nicole’s just as hot even when she’s wearing clothes. Although I bet my favorite former Pussycat Doll would be an instant pants fire in a garbage bag. I’d just prefer she sticks to bikinis from now on, if it’s all the same to her. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Super Hottie Hannah Masi

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Meet Hannah Masi . I know it’s part of my job to introduce you perverts to new hot models, but even after an exhaustive 30 seconds of intensive research (aka Googling her name), I still don’t know anything about Hannah, besides the fact that she’s an instant pants fire. So I guess I’ll just have to make something up. Did you know that she’s into dudes who live in their mom’s basements and that her #1 career goal is to marry and divorce a famous blogger? It’s true, I swear. At least until I hear otherwise. » view all 13 photos

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Julia Pereira Is The Sexiest Jeans Model Ever

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you all should know by now, Julia Pereira here is one of my new favorite bikini models , the hottest swimsuit designer ever , and  an instant pants fire in lingerie . And after this latest shoot of hers for Trama Jeans, it looks like we’ve got another one to add to the list: one of the sexiest jeans models I’ve ever seen. So I’m thinking from now on, I should probably just start calling Julia the hottest woman in the world and save myself all that time typing. » view all 14 photos Photos: Marcelo Ringo

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Alyssa Hudson Will Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only thing I know about these pictures of  Alyssa Hudson  here is that A) they’re a recipe for an instant pants fire, B) they were shot by Jessica Wertheim, and C) I wish I’d taken them instead. Anyway, I tried to find out more about this up-and-coming hottie, but turns out she’s got a pretty common name, and 45 seconds of Googling is my limit. So instead of learning where Alyssa’s from or her favorite hobbies, you’re just going to have to make do with this seriously hot photoshoot. Somehow, I think you’ll manage. » view all 11 photos Photos: Jessica Wertheim

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Meet Hottie Riquelle Pals

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because you know how much I love finding new hot models for us to drool over, here’s  Riquelle Pals shot by Carlijn Jacobs. And according to my research, aside from being an instant pants fire, Riquelle is a Dutch model who appeared on a season of Holland’s Next Top Model . I didn’t even know that was a thing, but it’s given me a great idea. For years, I’ve been wondering how to get models down to my mom’s basement, and now I know: I should start a show called the Tuna’s Next Top Model. And best of all, that way I won’t even have to explain all the cameras I had set up. Genius.

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Meet Hottie Riquelle Pals

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because you know how much I love finding new hot models for us to drool over, here’s  Riquelle Pals shot by Carlijn Jacobs. And according to my research, aside from being an instant pants fire, Riquelle is a Dutch model who appeared on a season of Holland’s Next Top Model . I didn’t even know that was a thing, but it’s given me a great idea. For years, I’ve been wondering how to get models down to my mom’s basement, and now I know: I should start a show called the Tuna’s Next Top Model. And best of all, that way I won’t even have to explain all the cameras I had set up. Genius.

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Meet Hottie Christina Makowski

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that you perverts rely on me for all your late-breaking news when it comes to the world of up-and-coming hotties, but I can’t say that I have a whole lot of insider info on Christina Makowski here, besides the obvious: that she’s an instant pants fire. It’s not for lack of trying though. I did an exhaustive 45-second Google search, my new personal best. But all I was able to learn from that is that Christina’s Instagram is a great place to lose yourself in for a few hours and that I have no self-control. So just enjoy. » view all 22 photos

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Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Topless For Lui

Posted on October 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’m so used to seeing Alessandra Ambrosio walking around in bikinis and short shorts that I totally forgot she had a real job — and no, I don’t mean being a mom, you weirdos. I mean being a world-class supermodel and instant pants fire. Luckily though, here’s Alessandra getting back to work by getting naked and sweaty for the latest issue of Lui Magazine . See, who says a job can’t be stimulating and rewarding? Because Alessandra’s is definitely working for me, at least. Continue reading →

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Avril Lavigne Is Now A Cougar

Posted on September 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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