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Katy Perry’s Hipster Skirt Works For Her

I have to hand it to Katy Perry , she really likes the hipster dufus look and she’s sticking to it, but from time to time the stupid outfits work for her. Here she is leaving some shopping spree the other day in a tight little number. I like it, but I really wish there were some stairs around for her to try to negotiate in her high heels. They should have an episode of that show Wipeout featuring hot chicks in tight outfits and stripper heels running through the obstacle course. That crap’s got blockbuster ratings written all over it.

Katy Perry’s Awesome Hipster Cleavage

It looks like all that working out has paid off for hipster dufus Katy Perry , here she is at the MTV Movie Awards last night in her tight little dress showing off a sweet amount of hipster cleavage. I’m not exactly sure why she’s wearing the blue wig or making that retarded face, but that can easily be overlooked once you get a glimpse of those big boobies . She’s also kinda making the sign for the shocker, pervert, I guess that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise considering she’s engaged to douche Russell Brand. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry In Her Hipster Booty Shorts

I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right, you’ve seen almost these exact pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym on the site before. Many times in fact, but today’s are slightly different. She’s still got the stupid hat covering her face and she’s still got the sports bra pushing up her hipster boobs nicely, but this time she’s wearing a short little pair of booty shorts that show off her future fat girl milky white thighs…. You’re welcome.

Katy Perry Hides Her Hipster Cleavage

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other night on the red carpet supporting her douchefriend at the premiere of his new movie Get Him To The Greek . She looks alright I guess, a little like a prostitute sent back here from the future to save mankind from boredom with her sweet hipster cleavage . Sadly it didn’t work, now they’re going to have to send another hotter futuristic prostitute to finish the job. Can you tell I just watched a few of the Terminator movies? more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Can’t Hide Her Hipster Boobs

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other day in her retarded hipster t-shirt trying to distract us from her big hipster boobs. We know they’re in there princess, you can’t fool us by trying to make us read the stupid saying on your shirt, you might as well have a pictures of your boobs on that thing because we’re going to look. They would have looked nicer if the poor things weren’t suffocating in that tight sports bra. Don’t be shy, let the girls loose.

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boob Workout

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym before. Many, many times before. Luckily for me my memory has been so ruined by booze and hours and hours of watching Saved By The Bell DVD’s that I barely remember posting them. At least her boobs look awesome, and I like the hundred dollar bill short shorts. I would like to… I was going to say cash that check, but that doesn’t make any sense… I would like to deposit that bill… Still not making much sense, but I think you perverts know where I’m going with this. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Acid Washed Hotness

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Easter Bunnies

I get that it’s Easter and the poor little bunny rabbit somehow got suckered in to working during the long weekend, but why the hell do morons feel the need to dress up? Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry celebrating the holiday like she does most things in her life… Like a moron. Luckily I’m a big fan of her boobs or she would never be on this site, she should thank them everyday with a coconut oil rub down… And then send me the pics. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Resurrecting

It looks like Christina Aguilera is jumping on the annoying hipster dufus bandwagon by wearing retarded sunglasses and even worse acid washed jeans. Great, we’ve lost another one. I’m going to look on the bright side, at least the jeans are tight and we can see some sort of cleavage. Who am I kidding, there is not bright side, I miss the days when popstars used to wear little slutty dresses and craved everyone’s attention. At least there’s always Lindsay Lohan .

Spandex Is Kind To Katy Perry’s Behind

As annoying as hipster dufus Katy Perry is, I have to admit that I kinda like looking at her ass in these spandex leggings she’s got on. To be fair, I kinda like looking at pretty much any chick’s ass in a nice pair of spandex leggings. I do have regulations though. She has to be under the age of let’s say forty five, cougars are people too you know, and of course she has to be height/weight proportionate. I can’t stand the sound of micro-fibers screaming while being stretched to death by a fat ass. It’s just cruel.