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As annoying as hipster dufus Katy Perry is, I have to admit that I kinda like looking at her ass in these spandex leggings she’s got on. To be fair, I kinda like looking at pretty much any chick’s ass in a nice pair of spandex leggings. I do have regulations though. She has to be under the age of let’s say forty five, cougars are people too you know, and of course she has to be height/weight proportionate. I can’t stand the sound of micro-fibers screaming while being stretched to death by a fat ass. It’s just cruel.