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Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am… Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes… TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Katy Perry’s Easter Bunnies

I get that it’s Easter and the poor little bunny rabbit somehow got suckered in to working during the long weekend, but why the hell do morons feel the need to dress up? Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry celebrating the holiday like she does most things in her life… Like a moron. Luckily I’m a big fan of her boobs or she would never be on this site, she should thank them everyday with a coconut oil rub down… And then send me the pics. Enjoy.

Rosario Dawson’s Tits Doing Some Good of the Day

Part of me likes Rosario Dawson…I don’t know if it is because she looks like a monkey and I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, or that she’s got tits, or maybe its the fact that she used to live in the ghetto squatting in houses when she was a poor little immigrant, before being cast in the movie Kids when she was just a teenager in her panties, before she became a New York scenester cokewhore…but now she’s helping the community at some charity event, that could actually be her doing community service, and who really cares, bitch is busty and if busty is good enough for charity or community service, it’s good enough for me… Pics via PacificCoastNews and

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Rosario Dawson’s Tits Doing Some Good of the Day

Rachel Bilson Is A Slob!

Here’s poor little Rachel Bilson walking the streets the other day like a sad little puppy in homeless man’s sweater. Cheer up princess, I know you’re still seeing that douche from Star Wars and well, those other Star Wars , but things will get better. If you need someone to talk to or you want someone to come over and rub your feet, I’m your man. Of course when I say feet I mean boobs, but it’s the thought that counts. Call me. more pictures of Rachel Bilson here